It's the world of cats and Danny is ambitious one coming to Hollywood to become film star where he is immediately cast in musical epic movie...更多>
Tillie Hippo: I hear that hippos are very big on Broadway. Frances: They're big everywhere, Darling. Danny: If we all work together, we can make our dreams come true. Let's show the world what we can do. Max: [clenching Danny in his grip] How does the kitty cat go? Danny: Meow? Max: Very Gooood. T.W.: [frantically searching through fortunes] They can break your cookie, but... you'll always have your fortune. Sawyer: Look, tiger. This town has rules. Around here cats say, "Meow." Danny: But that's so old hat. I'm sure no one would mind if I jazzed this up a bit. Sawyer: Okay, learn it the hard way. Danny: [dramiatic reading] Meow! [as Gabby Hayes] Danny: Meow! Dagnabit, meow! [as Edward G. Robinson] Danny: Meow, see? Yeah, that's it. Meow! Meow! T.W.: There's no use trying. Last night my fortune cookie said, "Give it up - you loser!" Darla Dimple: [singing] I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go / There's one thing that I know / You gotta give the people what they want / Or you'll wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska. Danny: Uh, Indiana, Ms. Dimple. Darla Dimple: ...Whatever. Danny: Looks like we'll be the only two cats on the ark. Sawyer: So much for preserving the species! Reporter: Gee whiz, Mr. Mammoth, what's the secret of your success? L.B. Mammoth: Simple! It's Dimple! [Sawyer enters, wet and disheveled] Tillie Hippo: Sawyer, what happened to you? T.W.: Did you walk under a ladder? Smash a mirror? Cranston: Have you looked in one lately? Sawyer: No, a cat crossed my path. Tillie Hippo: Really? Orange tabby? Sawyer: Yes. Tillie Hippo: Green vest? Sawyer: Uh huh. Tillie Hippo: Straw hat? Sawyer: Yes. Tillie Hippo: Oh, what a coinky-din
k! Sawyer: How did you know? Tillie Hippo: Oh, hippo's intuition. Darla Dimple: Flannigan, the title of this picture is "Li'l Ark Angel"... ISN'T IT! Flanigan: Yes... yes. Darla Dimple: And who in here is an angel? Flanigan: Mmmm... mmmm? Darla Dimple: I SAID WHO IN HERE'S AN ANGEL? Flanigan: Why, you are, Darla, sweetheart, celebrity, darling... [Darla pulls on Flannigan's tie] Flanigan: [choking] ACK... angel! Darla Dimple: That's right! I AM an angel! I... am... an adorable... little... ANGEL! Danny: But I thought Hollywood was always looking for new talent. Woolie Mammoth: Ah, ah, talented *people*, not animals. [sighs] Woolie Mammoth: You see, the spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it's foolish to think otherwise, Danny. Cranston: Look who's back! I wish he had himself stuffed! Frances: I know a divine taxidermist, darling. Did my first husband. Danny: What if I could get you an audition with L.B. Mammoth? Sawyer: L.B. Mammoth? Head of Mammoth Studios? Danny: I'm sure he'd appreciate good talent. Cranston: After nothing but Darla, he's gotta be starving for it! Darla Dimple: I... hate... *animals!* [pointing to Danny] Darla Dimple: Especially that one! L.B. Mammoth: You animals will never... Flanigan: ...nibble kibble in this town again! Cranston: Life here for animals is the pits. Always playing the scapegoat. Woolie Mammoth: Quickly forgoten. Frances: Working for scale. Danny: Then why are you still here? You're still here because you can't get over that feeling when... when you two dance together. When you play. When you sing. They've cursed you, humilliated you, even slammed the door on your face, but they haven't made you forget. Have they? Danny: Look at you standing there with the long, long face. Horse: [to another horse] Hey, he must be talking to you. Danny: I hear Farley Wink gets good parts for animals. Frances: If you call hanging from a hook a good part. Danny: Wow! My own dream come true. Farley Wink: Yeah, yeah. But remember: 10% of that dream is mine.
: They like it big, they like it loud / Maybe a little bit jazzy sometimes / Mister Pussycat, listen to me / You don't have to be good, but you had better be... Max: Get hot, Miss Dimple. Darla Dimple: Big and Loud! / Big and Loud! / Wanna make your mamma proud / Make it big / And / Loud! Woolie Mammoth: Did you know the peanut is not a nut at all? And not a pea, for that matter. It's rather odd that we call it a nut because it isn't a nut, you see. It's actually a member of the legume family. How about pea-legume? No, that doesn't make any sense, either. But whatever it is, it makes a splendid tea. Pudge the Penguin: I would have slugged that big lug Max for you, but I didn't want to hurt the guy. Woolie Mammoth: [after Pudge lands on the piano keys] That's it! B-flat. You have a natural rear for music, little fellow. Sawyer: Well, well. Run of the soundstage, use of Darla's ark, costumes... I don't know. Something seems fishy. Frances: I beg your pardon? Sawyer: Sorry. It's just that I smell a rat. Rat: Excuse me? Sawyer: Oh, never mind. Darla Dimple: [singing] I didn't get where I am today / By getting myself get pushed around / No man nor beast / Nor kitty cat nor doggie / Is going to bring me down. Max: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Darla Dimple: Shut up, Max.