Wally Sparks is a tabloid TV show reporter who's trying to boost ratings on his show. He goes to the governor's mansion to uncover a sex sca...更多>
Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game. Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up. Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind. Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up. Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale. Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it. Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom. Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.