Beth:
He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo.
Bob:
A what?
Beth:
A male slut.
Bob:
And you are - -?
Beth:
Not a male slut!
Beth:
"Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception."
Brendan:
As they say, if you can't fall in love with your best friend, who can you fall in love with?
Bob:
Who said that?
Brendan:
Me.
Carol:
The idea of me strutting up the aisle like some snowy white virgin is insane.
Sarah:
Whaddya want me to say, that it's okay that Brendan's gay? I'm sorry but I'm not having a politically correct nervous breakdown.
Sarah:
Where to now?
Bob:
Oohh, Friday night Trax.
Sarah:
Aw, no...
Eric:
Bob, Sarah's, like, totally fag bashing.
Sarah:
I'm so not fag bashing. Every time we went in college, I was the only woman.
Bob:
No, Trax is mixed on Friday nights.
Sarah:
Yea, gays AND lesbians.
Beth:
Lesbians? Oooh, let's away...
Sterling Scott:
[after Bob's and Brendan's night together is revealed] Bob?
Eric:
Brendan...
Matt:
Eric!
Aunt Alice:
Brendan?
Carol:
Sarah...
Sarah:
Brendan?
Celia:
Celia!
Beth:
Matt?
Matt:
Brendan...
Beth:
Whoa!
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