异形魔怪2 (1996)

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  • Grady: We're gonna haul his ass off to monster world. Grady: You mean they've been acting so smart because they're so stupid. Burt Gummer: I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before. Kate (White) Reilly: Believe it or not I was actually a Playmate once. Almost gave my dad a heart attack. Earl Bassett: Miss October 1974? Kate (White) Reilly: Shit! [about a groaning Graboid] Earl Bassett: Must be sick. Grady: Probably ate someone that didn't agree with it. [Burt has just blown up a Graboid] Burt: Memo: 4 pounds of C-4 may be a bit - [pebbles rain down onto his helmet] Burt: excessive. Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information. Earl Bassett: [to Grady] You know, you might come in useful. While they are eating you it will give me a chance to get away. [Upon being introduced to Burt's anti-tank rifle] Earl Bassett: Man Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word 'overkill'. Burt Gummer: When you need it, and don't have it... you sing a different tune. Burt Gummer: I didn't know... how could I have known? I wanted maximum penetration! Earl Bassett: [Looks at destroyed engine] Well, you got it. Kate (White) Reilly: That's um... a bit much, don't you think? [the men stare blankly] Kate (White) Reilly: I guess I'm wrong... I hope I'm right. Earl Bassett: Oh man, this stuff tastes like toilet paper. Grady: Earl, that is the toilet paper. [Coyote howls] Grady: Is that a Coyote? Earl Bassett: Yup. [it howls again] Grady: Man he better keep quiet. [another howl cut short by the sound of the coyote being eaten] Earl Bassett: Yup. Kate (White) Reilly: What's he doing? Has he got some kind of plan? Earl Bassett: Burt always has a plan when he does something. Well... usually. Burt: It's gonna be big! Grady: But is it gonna be today! Earl Bassett: [loses at rock-paper-scissors] No! [pauses] Earl Bassett: Rock rips through paper! Grady: Huh? Ortega: We have already contacted your partner, Señor McKee, but he was unwilling to help us... Earl Bassett: Sure. Val married a good woman. Why would he want to die? [hiding from the Shriekers, Earl, Grady, and Kate are on top of some containers, Burt is inside the scoop of a bulldozer] Grady: Burt are you *sure* you don't have any more bullets? Did you check *all* your pockets? Burt Gummer: You know, as I lie here, I can't help but notice... the reason I am out of nine millimeter rounds is that I was not properly briefed. And the reason for that is that this mission was not properly researched. If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures before bumbling into the situation... Earl Bassett: Burt, knock it off! Burt Gummer: ...We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed! [a Shrieker near Burt grunts loudly] Burt Gummer: [to the Shrieker] Shut up! Earl Bassett: You want to hunt graboids, you better know geology. You drive, I'm going to keep my eye on this seismojigger thing. Kate (White) Reilly: Who named them graboids anyway? Earl Bassett: [chuckles] A friend of ours, Walter Chang, he named them, then they ate him. Earl Bassett: Jesus, Burt! You smoked his ass! Burt: Just doing what I can with what I got. Burt Gummer: [Earl has set a bomb to blow up a garage containing the Shriekers] Earl! Earl, the bomb, how long did you set it for? Earl Bassett: Oh, I... I don't know, I just punched in some numbers and threw it in the back of your truck! Burt Gummer: [horrified] You WHAT? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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