科丝姑娘 (1996)

  • 澳大利亚
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  • 片       名科丝姑娘
  • 上映时间1996年03月28日
  • 导       演 马克·乔弗
  • 剧       情
      路易斯是个悉尼的戏剧导演新手,他得到的第一份工作是参与悉尼市说什么对精神病人康复计划,让精神病人演出一场歌剧。该计划一开始就被一个叫罗伊的病人弄得鸡飞狗跳,他狂想自己是莫扎特。没有一个病人会唱歌,也没有人懂什么是歌剧。经历了若干的闹剧,演出总算开始了。演出过程中出现了很多事先...

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  • Roy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • We're going to do "Cosi Fan Tutte", the opera. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What, Little Richard wrote an opera? Tutti Fruiti the opera? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Roy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's an opera by Mozart, you low life. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Roy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Couldn't direct a nymphomaniac to a stag night. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cherry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This is just another battle of the sexes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Roy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, I suppose so... If you could describe the Crusades as a sightseeing lark on the way to Jerusalem! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, please, someone give him some lithium! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cherry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to Doug] Go burn a cat. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [she exits] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lewis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Why are they always saying that? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • That's what I did. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lewis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Burned a cat? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No, CATS. See mum had five cats, and me and mum we'd been having some... differences. So one night I rounded 'em up, put 'em in a cage, doused 'em with petrol and put a match to 'em! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Lewis chuckles, thinking it's a joke. Doug grins and laughs] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Heh-heh! Funny, eh? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [He sits next to Lewis] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Then, I opened up the cage door and I let 'em run loose. Welllll, what a racket. They were runnin' round the backyard, burnin' and howlin'. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [He gives a psychotic little laugh] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No such thing as grace under pressure for a burning cat, lemme tell ya. Then, me mum came outside to see what was happenin'? Darn near freaked out she did. See, I figured I'd wait a couple of hours till the cats were dead and mum was feeling a bit sorry for herself, and I'd go up to the front door and I'd knock on it and I'd say, "Hi, Mum! I'm here to talk about our unresolved conflicts." 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • But oh no, One of those FUCKING cats ran into the house; a couple of minutes the whole bloody house was on fire. Within half an hour there was no front door to knock on. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Doug: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, if it wasn't for that damn cat, I wouldn't be in here. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cherry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Will outsiders see the show? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lewis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Don't know. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cherry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • If it's a real large role, I'll invite my dad. He'll be surprised to see me out of water. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Lewis just looks at her] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cherry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • My dad was a great duck hunter. But we were very poor and couldn't afford a dog, so... He used to get me to point and fetch the ducks. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [pause] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cherry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Those lakes can get pretty cold when you're swimmin' in 'em with a dead duck in your mouth. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Lewis gapes] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Cherry: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Haa! Just pullin' your leg! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Roy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I know you can take criticism Jerry, because you must get a lot of it! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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