Ed lives in Wisconsin, but he's just been dumped by his girlfriend. So he moves to New York City for a big change...but will he ever find lo...更多>
Eddie Brodsky: In some things, the more I analyze them the less clear they become.
: Four women in the same elevator. I haven't been with four women in the same time zone. Eddie Brodsky: Sex is not a transitive act. It is an intransitive act. Ray Obregon: If you talk like that to her, it will be a non-existent act. Lee Nicol: You're so, so normal. Lee Nicol: I wish there were more bad times to see you through. Eddie Brodsky: First dates go better when nothing dies. Man at Party: Happiness.....yeah, I had a brush with happiness once. [Ed envisions his breakup with translators to help] Anne, Ed's ex: I'm like a balloon and you're like a rock. Female Translator: I'm open to change. You're an immovable objest who can't see the benefit of a little risk. Eddie Brodsky: I think you're wrong. Male Translator: I'm right, as usual. Anne, Ed's ex: I just think we need to take some time to rethink what we're doing together, maybe make some things a little less exclusive. Female Translator: There's a guy at work who makes the zipper on my jeans melt. Eddie Brodsky: (to translator) No. Female Translator: Yes. Eddie Brodsky: I don't think it's healthy for us to see other people. Male Translator: If I see you with that guy, I'll kill him, and/or separate him from his most precious organ with a dull butter knife. Anne, Ed's ex: Look, I just need to take some time to figure things out. I just need some time. Is that too much to ask? Female Translator: Wake up, it's over. Eddie Brodsky: My head hurts. Male Translator: My head hurts. Anne, Ed's ex: Call me later. I'll be home. Female Translator: If you think I'm going to change my mind, you're dreaming. Eddie Brodsky: Yeah...fine...alright...okay. Male Translator: I cannot put into word the feelings raging within me at this moment. Suffice it to say I am now envisioning putting a gun to my head the moment you walk away from me.