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蟑螂总动员 (1996) 5.9

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1996-07-26(美国)| 喜剧 经典 奇幻| 美国
上映时间:1996-07-26(美国) 类型: 喜剧 经典 奇幻
国家/地区:美国 
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Joe comes from Iowa to New York and, being short of money, wants to find an apartment with very low rent. His quest is successful, but he mu...更多>

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Lily Dougherty: The lot is completely planted, the, the community is behind it and the flowers just starting to bloom and now all I have to do is show it to my father and show him something good can still come outta the neighborhood and it's worth saving... Joe: Do-you-wanna-come-over-to-my-place? [a coach races by, splashing them with mud] Joe: I've... got a towel you could use. [Joe finds a man lying in a pool of blood] Joe: Oh, my god! Mister, are you alright? Walter Shit: Two days, seven hours, twenty-three minutes and four seconds. That's how long I've been lying here. Joe: Are you O.K.? Walter Shit: 'Course not! I'm an artist! [Walter Shit, performance artist, has been lying in a pool of blood] Walter Shit: I wanted to express how cold, how pitiless this city really is. Joe: Nobody touched you for two days? Walter Shit: Spitting doesn't count. Ralph Roach: We know where you live. We LIVE where you live! Rodney Roach: Well, you know, we've gotta get Lily back, too. Ralph Roach: Forget that. I'm a cockroach, not Santy Claus. Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it instant minority. I did the whole block! Joe: But people are black or white, not purple. Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle! Walter Shit: Oh my God! Joe, It's your mother... and she's dead! Roaches: Welcome to Joe's apartment, it's our apartment too/We've been around for a hundred billion years and we'll be here long after you!/(ba ba ba ba ba)/Let's go to our place it's a great big space it's where I wanna be/Where friends all meet and life is sweet cuz everything's for free/It's the joint, it's a gas/It's a big fat boot in the ass (kick your ass)/Let's toast raise your glass here's to Joe! A man with class!/(burp) Sooooo... hello from Joe's apartment you're gonna love the view/It's the nest that beats the rest/We're so glad that you're our guest/Come on in we're all undressed! (whistle) Joe's apartment we welcome you! Roaches:

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So long from Joe's apartment, we're sad to see you go/Thanks for coming it's been swell/Check back into our motel/Hope you didn't mind the smell!/Joe's apartment our home sweet home!

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Ralph Roach: Talk? We can sing! Roaches: Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage! / The garbage in the moonlight gives off a lovely smell - lovely smell / Sipping sewage with my baby in our little roach motel - please don't tell / zum zum zuma zum zum zum / doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doodly doo / Take an ocean trip on our garbage ship with the cockroach I adore / We'll take a taste of the medical waste that washes up on shore / Oh sweetheart say you love me and crawl underneath my rug / You're one in a thousand billion baby - oh won't you be / My Bug! - won't you be my bug? / Please be my bug. Roaches: Funky Towel, towel's got the funk/Funky towel, towel's got the funk! Roaches: [singing] Welcome to Joey's toilet! Blank: [shouting in slow motion] COFFEE BREAK!

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