[Sitting with three beautiful women at the Ritz club] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is this the "nice-ass" section?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh you mean rich dummy terms? Oh okay then. Alright everybody listen up. When you go out to dinner and eat nasty greasy shit like this, now I know this may look real nice, but do you know there is a gene in your DNA that moves this straight to your fat cells, thus resulting in what this woman has what I like to call jello arm 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[shakes a fat lady's arm] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
where the arm moves in a jellatin motion. and over here this man is what we like to call turkey neck, to my immediate left this lady is suffering from what we like to call battle bag syndrome and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call TANK ASS! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[woman's husband gets up] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
yo not tonight man,. I'm your brother I'm your brother. anyway to way we can solver this is not by dieting or exercising, but by just one simple solution, giving you that figure of 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[picks a nice lady] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
gluteus minimus, or in lea terms, a perfectly tight wonderful ass. lets give it up for the woman with the nice ass. she's worked so hard don't you agree??? Have a seat have a seat. Wow you all have nice asses on this table is this the nice ass section?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alright, you wanna do fat jokes? Alright! Your mum is so fat that after sex, I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[When Sherman is 'fighting' Buddy on the stage] Someone had better go and call the exorcist!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You talkin' 'bout puttin' the tubes up somebody's ass, And i can't break wind? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I said nothing about puttin' holes up nobody's ass! Cletus i said.... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well how do you think they clean it? You think they run their assholes by the car wash?!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When the good Lord made you, He made you beautiful inside and out.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sherman Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Daddy, all I'm saying is that scientific breakthroughs are occurring all the time. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ernie Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The only thing that's 'bout to break through is your ass 'bout to break through the seat of your pants.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Farts] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean Richmond:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cletus "Papa" Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You can sew up your stomach and your asshole and you will always be fat.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cletus, the dog has ripped the garbage bag open again. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, shoot the damn dog! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I ain't shootin' no dog! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm tryin' to watch "Roseanne."复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cletus, come clean this garbage up. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Man, I'm watchin' TV! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'll kick your lazy ass up. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Papa Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I told you, none of your damn business! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You lazy mother...!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Come on Cletus! It aint nuthin' but a short walk. You might walk over, but you limpin' back! I aint no easy win, nigga!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Reggie Warrington:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Women be shoppin'! You cannot stop a woman from shoppin'!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Jensen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't give me none o' dem mashed potatoes, you know mashed potatoes give me gas.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean Richmond:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You're going to great. You know how I know that? Because if you don't do great, I am going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to choke you, and cut of your air supply, until you pass away.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dean Richmond:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know you're going to be perfect and you know how I know all these things? Because if you're not perfect, forget the yelling and the screaming and the firing. I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply until you pass away.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's wrong with that breath? I can smell it over her Reggie, Your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts. Do you smell shit? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[sniffs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I SMELL SHIT!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Carla] Are you ready to go upstairs? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Carla slaps him] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I guess not.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Who you think you talkin' to, Sherman Klump? Man, if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll kill you. And I don't mean it as euphemism, I'm gonna literally kill you. I'm gonna *strangle* you and cut off *your* air supply until *you* pass away.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Someone has to tend to Chunky Butt's sex life. Chunky Butt is extremely horny.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tank ass! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sherman Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tinkerbell! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Blubber butt! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sherman Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Featherweight!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[making fun of Reggie's hair] I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Not tonight, Cletus. I kick yo ass.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[starts coughing heavily] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Cletus "Papa" Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Everybody better cover your plate 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mama Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Here, momma, have some water 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Whatcha talking' about cover your plate? Not tonight, Cletus, I'll kick your ass.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grandma Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know a good church down there on Main Street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy Love:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That ain't your hair, man. Take that pile of shit off your head.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sherman Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Buddy's who I thought the world wanted me to be. He's who I thought I wanted to be. But I learned one thing from Buddy. It's not about how much you weigh. But just being happy with yourself.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Sherman has bloated back into himself after being Buddy Love at the banquet.] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sherman Klump:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If you give me a moment, I can explain. My research is, um... Well, when I started out, I wanted to help people. But then I became desperate and selfish. And what I did was wrong. Buddy's who I thought the whole world wanted me to be. He's who I thought I wanted to be. And sometimes when you want something so so bad, you'll do just about anything to get it. But I learned one thing from Buddy. Life isn't about being happy with how much you weigh, but just being happy with yourself. I'm terribly sorry about all of this, I hope I haven't ruined everybody's evening. Please excuse me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
