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Pon un hombre en tu vida
(2000)
- 片 名Pon un hombre e...
- 上映时间1996年08月23日(西班牙)
- 导 演
Eva Lesmes
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Juan Antonio:
[to a doctor] Stop calling me mister. Where's my body? And please don't tell me that it's a medical error! You don't care but I'm getting married on Sunday. So where's my body?
Belinda:
We've changed chassis.
Juan Antonio:
Did you always want to be a girl, or what?
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Me? I hate being a girl!
Juan Antonio:
Well, I feel as if I'm inside a robot. A hairy one.
Belinda:
You know how a man feels sitting down for a leak?
Eduardo:
She's changed since the accident.
Juan Antonio:
No, she'll come back to normal, she will, really. Belinda is an extraordinary girl, full of life, and pretty. Very pretty. Your folks will love her.
Eduardo:
I hope so. They don't trust my taste in women.
Juan Antonio:
Yeah. After your first wife...
Eduardo:
How do you know?
Juan Antonio:
Well, I guessed. Who hasn't had a first wife? Drink? Please, a champagne cocktail and a dry martini, no olive.
Eduardo:
How do you know?
Juan Antonio:
What?
Eduardo:
The olive.
Juan Antonio:
I know so much about you.
Eduardo:
Really?
Juan Antonio:
Eduardo, you have a mole just above your navel. You close your eyes when you're kissed.
Eduardo:
Yeah...
Juan Antonio:
And... you whisper things when you make love.
Eduardo:
Fuck!
Juan Antonio:
The only real problem is that their morale is awful.
Miguel:
Whose problem is that?
Juan Antonio:
Juan Antonio's.
Miguel:
Before that injury wrecked your career, we were friends.
Juan Antonio:
Was my career ruined?
Miguel:
Juan, you know you never got over having to retire so young.
Juan Antonio:
It was very difficult.
Miguel:
It's no reason to fuck us up, damn it!
Juan Antonio:
Why don't you train them?
Miguel:
You always tell me I'm second rate. You told me that a thousand times.
Juan Antonio:
Do I say that?
Miguel:
Yes.
Juan Antonio:
He's such an ass!
Miguel:
And now you're giving them yoga classes!
Juan Antonio:
Is that wrong?
Miguel:
No, it isn't. But I'm really pissed off. And as for the guys... And you're odd! No, you're not odd. You're a bit strange.
Miguel:
[just before Juan Antonio start laughing] No, don't laugh. If you said it was a tactic... But I don't get it.
Juan Antonio:
It's a tactic.
Juan Antonio:
[to all his soccer players] Right, guys. You hear me? Let's try to cheer up. I don't know, why doesn't someone tell a joke?
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