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"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch"
(1996)
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Valerie:
Gordy, are you even aware that there's a dance on Friday?
Salem:
I'll pick you up at What kind of flowers do you like?
Valerie:
Surprise me!
Salem:
That means roses.
Salem:
Dogs guard; cats watch... and judge.
Jenny:
You're so lucky your parents are strict! My parents are really relaxed, which makes it hard to rebel!
Zelda:
So that's your plan?
Vesta:
Please, I don't plan! I scheme!
Zelda:
Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day?
Sabrina:
Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh!
Salem:
Finally! I'm free! I have no place to go.
Sabrina:
It can take years to develop a craft. Look at my aunts Hilda and Zelda.
Josh:
Which craft were they involved in? Which craft were they involved in?
Sabrina:
Witchcraft? Who said anything about witchcraft?
Hilda:
I just haven't turned myself into wind in years.
Salem:
Would cabbage help?
Sabrina:
You are so weird!
Salem:
[nodding] It helps break up the day.
Miles Goodman:
Up 'til now we've known each other only as roomates, but I'm open to other avenues.
Roxie King:
Take a U-turn.
Miles Goodman:
I need you to summarize your being in four words or less.
Hot Girl:
Not. Interested. In. You.
[a spell turns Salem blonde]
Salem:
I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!
Zelda:
[pointing to each of the Spellman women] Blonde, blonde, blonde.
[points at Salem]
Zelda:
Dead.
[All of Salem's mined magic is used on Sabrina]
Salem:
Well, at least I'm young. No, that's Sabrina. Well, at least I have my own magic. No, wait, that's Sabrina. At least I'm a biped, no, no, wait, THAT'S SABRINA!
Hilda:
A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece's vice-principal. So this is my lowest point.
Zelda:
He just needs to remember his childhood dreams. You know what? I am going out and get him a copy of 'What color is your parachute'
Hilda:
Oh what a sweet idea.
[Zelda leaves]
Hilda:
[to Sabrina] It will never work. You'd better use magic.
Salem:
Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.
Zelda:
I'm gonna write him a very stern letter.
Salem:
You're a regular Mad Max aren't ya?
Zelda:
So that was a dead end, but I think if we systematically retrace your steps over the last three months...
Hilda:
[Interrupting] Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying.
Zelda:
No, not really.
[a bird is twittering outside the window]
Salem:
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Why must you keep tormenting me?
Valerie:
OK, I'll come over to your house...
Sabrina:
Ok. NO, PIRATES!
Valerie:
Pirates?
Sabrina:
I didn't say pirates... I said By gum! By Gum don't come over here!
Hilda:
Ah ha! You were measuring behind my back. You were going to redecorate Sabrina's room without me!
Zelda:
I didn't think you'd mind.
Hilda:
Why not?
Zelda:
Because you're a kind and giving person... And you have no taste.
Salem:
I'm gonna be tossed out into the snow on my nicely rounded buttocks.
Sabrina:
Having magic and being a witch is great and all, but I can't live without seeing my mother.
Zelda:
Okay... do you know where to call in case of an emergency?
Salem:
THE MONEY STORE?
Zelda:
Salem!
Salem:
Yes... I've got your pager number.
Zelda:
I think he's too young for me. He's so excited about the turn of the century.
Hilda:
I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899 - in 1999, I'm staying home.
Hilda:
What's my bra doing on the roof?
Salem:
Erm, the squirrels needed a nutfeeder...
Salem:
[playing with a tassel on a cushion] Don't you toy with me you saucy minx!
Salem:
[speaking to a dog - subtitles appear at the bottom of the screen which read; go get me the meat of the... ] Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof, oh shoot i forgot the word for floor, oh yeah, woof
[repeated line]
Libby Chessler:
Ew.
James:
I used to be a spy, you know.
[points to the back of his head]
James:
Sean Penn got me right here.
[points to his forehead]
James:
P. Diddy got me right here.
[points to his chest]
James:
Celine Dion got me right here.
Sabrina:
She hit you?
James:
No. The song she did for "Titanic" always chokes me up.
Sabrina:
[about the Washing Machine engineer, who has a tail] He can't stay! He has a tail!
Salem:
What's wrong with having a tail?
Zelda:
Sabrina, you're not a rumpist, are you?
Sabrina:
A rumpist? What's a rumpist?
Zelda:
Someone who judges others by their rear ends.
Sabrina:
No. OK, not usually.
Zelda:
What's the matter?
Sabrina:
What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.
Salem:
At least you still have your thumbs... and a door on your bathroom!
Harvey Kinkle:
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Salem:
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Zelda:
[Sabrina's going on a trip] Wear seat belts! Watch the road! Avoid ice! Don't pass oln mountain roads!
Hilda:
Have fun?
Zelda:
That's implied.
Sabrina:
[trying to fix a broken radio]
[hits it and it starts working]
Sabrina:
It works! And they say violence doesn't solve anything.
Harvey Kinkle:
[after an accident] Is everybody ok?
Sabrina:
Well, I didn't hear a voice say, "Sabrina, step into the light," so I guess I'm ok.
[Sabrina does magic]
Brad Johnson:
Hey! What was that spark?
Sabrina:
Um, static electricity?
Sabrina:
[Harvey comes to pick her up] Good news, you don't have to loiter uncomfortably in the lobby and make awkward small talk with my aunts while you wait because I am already ready.
Salem:
Earthquake!
Zelda:
But we're in Massachusetts.
Sabrina:
[Looks out the window] Is that a beanstalk?
Salem:
Beanstalk!
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