Makoto is a high school student who one day found himself sent to a strange, magical world called El Hazard. He is then forced to impersonat...更多>
[Desperate for a drink and hearing a woman screaming in the distance] Mr. Fujisawa: Shit! Someone else is out of alcohol! Katsuhiko Jinnai: I loathe you, Makoto Mizuhara! You are nothing, less than nothing, yet you always get in the way of my superiority! [Mr. Fujisawa's first words upon entering another dimension] Mr. Fujisawa: Christ! Where the hell am I? That's it with the cheap sake. I'm swearing off! Ura: Hey Makoto, bones okay? Afura Mann: I'm surprised you're not gracing us with another one of your boring monologues. Shayla-Shayla: You knocked 'em dead with your Big Sucker Gab Slash! Afura Mann: Arhh. It's MY move, I want to name it! Mr. Fujisawa: OOOOOWOH, How about a little date? Makoto: Don't you dare talk to me like that! Katsuhiko: Oh that's good, right in the face! Mr Fujisawa: AHHhhhhh, it's drinkin' time. Nanami: Why does my life have to be so hard in every world? [singing] Mr. Fujisawa: Oh don't ever fall in love with a mountain man. You're heart's left in a valley as he climbs again. [to Makoto] Shayla-Shayla: Well, are you getiin' in this bath or aren't ya? Alielle: Uh, sister Shayla, i don't think that's a good idea. Shayla-Shayla: Oh? And just why not? Alielle: Too much like dejavous. Mr. Fujisawa: Well, i guess we'll just have to follow them into that Bone Desert. Makoto and Alielle: [Whining] OhhhhhhhhNOOOOOoooo. Makoto: We're gonna die. Makoto: I figured out what turns you into Superman, being sober. The less you drink, the stronger you get. Mr. Fujisawa: That's it? Well I'll be damned if that's not a cursed gift. Rune Venus: You're so pretty. Makoto: I know. Mr. Fujisawa: My name is Masamichi Fujisawa, pleased to meet ya. Mr. Fujisawa: [exhausted] The Control Key Power what? Katsuhiko: Hi-Ho Groucho! Katsuhiko Jinnai: It's not luck, it's divine intervention! God's on my side! Shayla-Shayla: What gives you the right to commit murder in the land of God? Katsuhiko Jinnai: I'll commit murder anywhere I want!
: You don't destroy the world you're going to conquer! Katsuhiko Jinnai: You betrayed me, you lousy wind-up witch!