Iago: You're a good guy, Kasseem. But not *too* good. Genie: Geronimo. Arapaho. Pochahantas. Genie: And you are...? Thor: I'm Thor. Genie: You're Thor ? Thor: Well it hurts. [Kaseem has not showed up at the wedding] Aladdin: Where IS he? [Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King] Genie: Hakuna Matata. [Changes back] Genie: WHOA. I was having an out-of-movie experience. Iago: Allow me to introduce... [Kasseem laughs] Kasseem: The King of Thieves. [Genie shrieks, then calls on a cell phone] Genie: All units, we have a Code Red. Genie: Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand - it's everywhere, get used to it. Aladdin: [talking about the 40 thieves] Great! They have no where to go. We have them trapped. Iago: WE? They have 40 thieves! We have you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me. Iago: Meet your match, Zorro! Kasseem: Oh, what a cute little bird. Polly want a...? Iago: Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on principle! [the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them] Aladdin: Genie... Genie: Back off, pal, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm. Aladdin: Genie... meet my dad. Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. [all other genies disappear leaving him alone] Genie: Al, you're back! And your front! You're both here! Genie: Maybe you could elope. No, you can't elope... But, oh, honey dew!
: [after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding. Genie: Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment! [a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously] Genie: Get that bear outta here. Genie: [referencing Forrest Gump] Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does". Aladdin: Where is my father? The Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their bounds. Genie: [as Bing Crosby] Why, I bet the boy's on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob? Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right. Boy, is this town wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give it up for Brooke Shields. Genie: If you're Aladdin's dad, and the King of Thieves, I have just one thing to say. Kasseem: Yeah? Genie: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass? Genie: [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end! [Aladdin has told the Genie to distract the turtle, so he flies in front of it's face and begins punching it to no effect] Genie: [as a wrestler] Aaaargh! Boom! And another big blow to the head... [head butts it] Genie: BOOM! Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] He's got him in the half-nelson... no! Wait, it's a full-nelson! Oh my god, it's the dreaded Ozzie Nelson! Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick? Boys? Perhaps you want to come over here and see what's happening? Genie: [Commentator again, floats inside the turtle as he talks] He's in! No, he's out! And he's actually inside the turtle! We'll be back after a word from our sponsors. [Tutle closes it's mouth on him] Genie: [From inside] Tickle, tickle, tickle! [Tutle's eyes shrink and it roars] Genie: [after elephants run over the Magic Carpet] Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't really a bad day for you, is it? The Magic Oracle: I see all that has been, and all that will be. Thief: [singing] Are you out or in? Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim? Genie: [singing] They're finally getting married! Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married! Thieves: [singing]
They're finally getting married!