Phil:
Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit.
Glen:
There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop.
Mitch:
The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick.
Glen:
I'm gonna go wash up.
Barry:
It's Curly. He's come back from the dead!
Ira:
He looks great.
Phil:
In case we don't make it and I die first... eat me.
Mitch:
Eat you? I don't even like talking to you on the phone.
Ira:
Hi. We're Ira and Barry Schalowitz.
Barry:
We helped bury your brother.
Duke:
Oh. Maybe someday I can do the same for you.
Mitch:
Don't mess with us! We're from New York.
Duke:
If you ever talk to me like that again, I'm gonna turn your balls into earrings.
Mitch:
Go for it.
Clay:
What in the name of John Wayne's ass is going on here?
Clay:
Great buckets of bull shit. It's Curly come back from the dead!
Mitch:
You ever walk in on our parents doing it?
Glen:
No, have you?
Mitch:
Yeah.
Glen:
That's a horrible thing for a little kid to see.
Mitch:
This was last week in Florida!
Glen:
Uhh!
Mitch:
It was on the kitchen table.
Glen:
Uhhh!
Mitch:
And an hour later we *ate* on that table!
Glen:
When was the last time you were with a woman?
Phil:
Saturday will make a yea
Glen:
Ow!
Mitch:
Gee, if I had known, I'd have gotten you a cake.
Mitch:
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Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz.
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Duke:
My brother loved the land, I loved the sea.
Mitch:
Oh. Like surf and turf.
Duke:
Ha ha ha.
Mitch:
Thought that was funny?
Duke:
No, just thinking about what I'd like to do to you.
Glen:
All right, now the sun sets in the East, right?
Mitch:
No! The sun sets in the West.
Glen:
That's if your *in* the East, but we are way out West now, so we are past where the sun sets.
Mitch:
You can't be *passed* where the sun sets, and if you think you can, then I am directly South of an idiot!
Phil:
Which is down!
Mitch:
Right!
Store Owner:
Hey Phil, I'd really reconsider going back to that wife of yours, cause that'd be like sticking your balls in a bear trap.
Mitch:
And that would be bad right?
Mitch:
Eat you? What a lovely thought. Hey pass the Phil! This meal was great thanks to Phil.
Phil:
Alright don't eat me!
Duke:
Jesus Christ, what a bunch of little piss pots.
Duke:
'The hell you lookin' at?
Mitch:
I can't get over it. Curly's twin.
Duke:
Well get over it. Or I'll turn you into twins.
Mitch:
I'm sorry we buried you, but you looked so dead!
Duke:
If you guys wanna go home, go ahead. But that gold, that's the only dream I've got left.
Mitch:
[after hearing his brother has arrived] Where is he?
Barbara Robbins:
He's in the kitchen. He asked me to make him a sandwhich with the crusts cut off... but that was only after he recited three scenes from "Godfather II"
Phil:
He still does that? I love that!
Mitch:
Oh, no, no, no. Phil, so help me, if you mention the "Godfather" to him I will rip off both your arms and beat you over the head with them!
Phil:
[after Glen enters] Hey, Glen... who had Frank Pentangili killed?
Glen:
[Godfather theme kicks in] The Rossato Brothers...
Phil:
Yeah, but who gave the go ahead?
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