House Party 3 (1994) 2.8

Uncle Vester:

28c

Boy, just be yourself. If people don't like you for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! Let me tell you something. I scored with a girl when I was about your age. I try to please her peppa all the time; wen' out my *way* to please her peppa. I came in one day, I said, "Nice weather we having." He said, "You can't say that. You can't say that; it might rain." I said, "Nice tie you got on." "You can't say that; wife try to choke me with it." Point I'm trying to tell you, son, is be yourself. People who don't like ya for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM against the wall, with handcuffs on and crises on their lips!

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Butcher: First of all, you need to calm the fuck down and go gargle funky. Stinky: Stinky man ,my name's Stinky. Play: Stinky Stinky Stinky! Showboat: It's 2 o'clock. Do you know where your testicles are? Uncle Vester: WHOA! My momma dead! Now I gotta cut ya! That's the rule, cut ya, cut ya!