Albert Einstein:
Algae? This is a color?
Albert:
Don't let your brain interfere with your heart.
Catherine Boyd:
I need to call a phone. Do you mind if I use your cab?
Ed Walters:
There's a cab in the office.
Ed Walters:
It was like death - but in a good way.
Catherine Boyd:
You took Albert Einstein for a ride on that thing?
Ed Walters:
Sure.
Catherine Boyd:
Well don't ever do that again!
Ed Walters:
Come on. He loved it. He went Wahoo.
Catherine Boyd:
Wahoo?
Ed Walters:
When's the last time he said Wahoo?
Catherine Boyd:
Well I'm sure I don't know.
Ed Walters:
When's the last time *you* said Wahoo?
Catherine Boyd:
Well I'm *sure* I don't know.
Boris Podolsky:
James! How's the rat business?
James Moreland:
Well, actually it's mostly students I'm experimenting on now.
Kurt Godel:
My God, the mazes must be enormous.
[showing Ed Walters a four-in-one pen]
Louis Bamberger:
Look at that - red, green, black! It's like having four pens in one! What an exciting time to be alive!
Albert Einstein:
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Ed Walters:
Well what would be the odds of that happening?
Kurt Godel:
I would rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.
Bob Rosetti:
This has gotta be the dumbest thing anybody ever did to impress a dame.
Bob Rosetti:
You're Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein:
Yes.
Bob Rosetti:
E equals M C squared!
Albert Einstein:
[laughs] I hope so.
Ed Walters:
Frank, this is Albert Einstein, the smartest man in the world.
Frank:
[greeting Einstein] How they hanging?
Albert Einstein:
Catherine is my niece.
Ed Walters:
She's your niece?
Albert Einstein:
Yes
Ed Walters:
She's... you
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Albert Einstein:
I can't have a niece?
Ed Walters:
But that makes you... her uncle.
Albert Einstein:
It works nicely, doesn't it?
Albert Einstein:
If you had had a nickel for every nickel that he has, you would have a lot of nickels.
[explaining to Ed how he should tell Catherine that he's not a physicist]
Bob Rosetti:
It's not that hard. You just call her up and say, "Hello, I'm a lying grease monkey."
[Albert turns the rudder of the sailboat causing Catherine to fall into Ed's lap]
Catherine Boyd:
Uncle Albert!
Albert Einstein:
I'm steering ze boat...