Bones:
Actually, I wish you WERE my "first" sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.
Bones:
Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'?
Bones:
Where did the sun go?
Jack:
There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell.
Bones:
Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up.
Sgt. Ladd:
Drop down and give me twenty!
Bones:
Here. Take the whole wallet.
Bones:
Thank you, sir. But I could not have done it without the help and inspiration of my brother, the poolman.
[under the effects of morphine]
Sgt. Stern:
Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.
[Bones and Jack see a Special Forces officer trying to assemble a gun very fast. Bones decides to take a flashlight and assemble it fast. The spring flies off and hits Sgt. Stern]
Jack:
Oh no... that's not good. That's noooot good. Uh-oh... he's coming over...
Bones:
I don't know. How does it feel to be a dick, dick?
Bones:
Is it hot in Chad?
[Bones, Fred, Christine, and Jack are in their tent at night]
Bones:
Hey this reminds me of camp... John Jacob Jingle Himenschmidt
[Fred, Christine, Bones, and Jack sing the rest]
Bones, Christine, Jack, and Fred:
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! John...
Other Troops:
SHUT UP!
[silence]
[Jack is trying to get the truck out of the sand and is having trouble]
Bones:
Your sucking too much sand in the air filter! I'M ORDERING YOU!
Jack:
Your ordering me?
Bones:
I'm first class...
[laughs]
Bones:
now I'm ordering you!
Jack:
The only reason your first class is cause your brother is a poolman! (Truck makes a poping noise and
Jack:
It's the ocean! it's the ocean!
[Jack is naked after seeing a mirage of the ocean]
Bones:
Wow Jack... LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked!
Bones:
I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!
[while under fire]
Jack:
[to Bones] Tell me about the store again.
[Bones is mishandling a bazooka]
Sgt. Ladd:
See here, it's foolproof, even for you.
Bones:
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his watch?
Jack:
No, not the watch. It has a compass.
Bones:
...it has a compass? You mean to tell me that we have been out in this desert for three days and you had a compass the entire time? Ooooh, Jack. You're going to get a lot of noogies for this.
Jack:
I forgot.
Bones:
Yeah? Well now you're going to forget about this watch cause it's gone now!
Bones:
We're the few. The proud. The WATERBOYS!
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