Peaches Jordan: Shame might be soft on you, but I can see through all that Maybelline. And you ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' skank, tryin' to get a man for all he's worth. You hurt Shame again, you betta watch yo' back! Shame: I'll go take me a shower and pretend that I didn't wake up in The Crying Game! Shame: Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale. Shame: "Ooh, silk drawers and a green tie. I gotta wear these together! I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' 'Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!' Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me? Shame: Hell, yeah! Shame: Luis says that the white man can kiss his butt! [to Luis] Shame: Tell 'em you're friends with Al Sharpton. [Rides off] Shame: Black Power! Black Power! Bernard: Calm down. Wayman: [on the floor convulsing] : Oh, no. Bernard: Calm down! It's not blood, just wine. [Louder] Bernard: And the nominees for best actress in a groovy nightclub drama... Miss Wayman Harrington! Bernard: [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him. Shame: Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl! Bernard: You *slept* with him? You *slut*! [slaps Wayman senseless] Wayman: Bernard? Shame: Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black! Bernard: Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man! Wayman: Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you. Bernard: [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman! Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman. Wayman: Hey Bernard. Shame: Excuse me, who's this? Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you? Shame: "The Bernard"?
: Yes it's me. Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me. Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just. Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl. Bernard: Stuff? Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him. Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl. Bernard: You slept with him? You slut! Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black. Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man. Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you. Bernard: Shame why did you do that? Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke. Peaches Jordan: You remeber when we first met. Shame: Yeah. I busted you stuffin' CD's in your underwear. Peaches Jordan: Well Whatever. I liked you. And I was only 16 and I knew it wouldnt work. Now, I'm 22 going on 23. Can't you see how much I've grown? Shame: You mean you ain't wearin' that trainer no more?