: All the American citizens I know are illegal. Jorge: What is it that every Chicano family needs and very few have? Juan Lopez: Birth control. Jorge: Chicano celebrity totem poles. Party Guest: So, what have you been up to? Party Guest: I'm teaching. Party Guest: Really, what? Party Guest: I'm teaching men to refill ice trays. [They both laugh as Juan joins them.] Juan Lopez: Now that was cold." [He laughs.] Juan Lopez: Get it? Cold? Ice? It was a joke. [As they walk away.] Juan Lopez: Hey, I like jokes too.