A picture perfect middle class family is shocked when they find out that one of their neighbors is receiving obscene phone calls. The mom ta...更多>
Beverly: I'm sorry detective, but we don't allow gum in this house. Chip Sutphin: Dad, you don't think she did it, do you? Misty Sutphin: I do! Mom's gone crazy. Eugene Sutphin: Your mother may have some problems. That's all, Chip. Chip Sutphin: If mom's psycho, Scotty will still be okay, won't he? Eugene Sutphin: We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, we'll love her anyway. Cop: Be on the lookout for Beverly Sutphin. She is considered armed and fuckin' nuts! Misty Sutphin: I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard! Beverly Sutphin: Don't use words unless you mean them, Misty. Beverly Sutphin: Do I need a lawyer? Chip Sutphin: You need an agent. Chip: So happy I could shit. Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word. Misty Sutphin: He killed people, mom. Beverly Sutphin: We all have our bad days. Detective Gracey: I should warn you. This note contains, uh, language. Beverly Sutphin: Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call. Dottie Hinkle: Hello? Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence? Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here! Beverly Sutphin: Is this 4215 Pussy Way? Dottie Hinkle: You bitch! Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you? Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute. Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface? Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU! [hangs up] Beverly Sutphin: Bwaahahahaha! [immediately calls her back] Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU? Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon? Dottie Hinkle: Who is this? Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. We understand you're having some trouble with an obscene phone caller? Dottie Hinkle: Oh Mrs. Wilson, I'm so sorry. These calls are driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you? Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language. Beverly Sutphin: Oh yes I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words. Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. COCKSUCKER, that's what she calls me. Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN WHORE! Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU! Beverly Sutphin: MOTHERFUCKER! Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER! Beverly Sutphin: I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent. Father Boyce: Jesus said nothing to condemn capital punishment as he hung on the cross, did he? Congregation: No. Father Boyce: If ever there was a time to go on record against the death penalty, wasn't it that night? Capital punishment is already the law in the state of Maryland. So what are we waiting for, fellow Christians? Let's just do it. Congregation: Amen. Rosemary Ackerman: I tell you I saw blood on the bottom of her shoes, not exactly blood, it was gore, hanging there like a runny nose. Beverly Sutphin: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies. Beverly Sutphin: So you admitted you just lied! Dottie Hinkle: No I don't, you bitch! Judge: Watch your mouth Mrs. Hinkel. [Beverly whispers "fuck you" to Dottie] Dottie Hinkle: Did you see that... she just said "Fuck you" to me! Beverly: Let the records show I'm merely standing here! Dottie Hinkle: Fuck you too, you whore! [Juror #8 is talking on a payphone, when Beverly comes up behind her and grabs the phone from her] Beverly Sutphin: You can't wear white after Labor Day! Juror #8: That's not true anymore. Beverly Sutphin: Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you? [She whacks her in the face with the phone] Juror #8: No! Please! Fashion has changed! Beverly Sutphin: No... it hasn't. [She hits her again] Policewoman: Bust the bitch! Chip Sutphin: Did you bring back "Ghost Dad"? Emma Lou Jenson: There ya go [handing over video] Emma Lou Jenson: I just love Bill Cosby pictures! Beverly: Wear your seatbelt! [stabs at Scott's car] Birdie: You know, Mrs. Sutphin, you're bigger than Freddy and Jason now, except that you're real. Birdie: Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves. Beverly: [as Beverly hits Mrs. Jenson a final time] REWIND! Misty Sutphin: [upset after learning her mother may be a serial killer] Now I'll never get a boyfriend! Beverly: Buckle up, Scotty! [uses aerosal can and lighter to create flame thrower] Scotty Barnhill: [screams on fire] No Mrs. Sutphin, please. I'll wear my seatbelt.