Alvin Firpo:
I'd like to say my 'preciation for your hospitableness.
Ma Firpo:
You guys are dumber than a box of hair.
Bill Firpo:
In the Firpo family, the man with half a brain is king.
Bill Firpo:
I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.
Dave Firpo:
Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.
Alvin Firpo:
Hey, lets just go.
Ed Dawson:
Will you stop hovering over like bad news?
Clovis Minor:
What do you want me to do?
Ed Dawson:
Bag this stuff.
Clovis Minor:
All of it?
Ed Dawson:
No. Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to.
Shaddus Peyser:
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Hattie Anderson:
Do you really want to do this?
Bill Firpo:
Do what?
Hattie Anderson:
You know rob the bank
Dave Firpo:
Absolutly! We have thought this over and we've made a dession!
Hattie Anderson:
But on Christmas Eve, it just doesn't seem right. You're going to ruin the winter fest.
Bill Firpo:
The winter fest? I've got a gun and your talking about the winter fest. Well who are you?
Shopkeeper:
Polica! Polica!
Chief Burnell:
Oh shit!
Shaddus Peyser:
You know these two?
Chief Burnell:
Yeah, unfortunitly that Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor. They're two of my deputies.
Ed Dawson:
Hey everyone. How ya doin'?
Vic Mazzucci:
I won't throw her
[Dave's ma]
Vic Mazzucci:
out the window as long as you do the right thing.
Dave Firpo:
All right, all right love ya too.
Vic Mazzucci:
[hangs up phone]
[replies to ceasers question]
Vic Mazzucci:
He said he loves me...
Shaddus Peyser:
Put an APV out on that car.
Chief Burnell:
Oh well I've already done that.
Shaddus Peyser:
Good. We'll be able to track them down especially if they're heading north.
Bill Firpo:
[next scene with Alvin driving] Alvin, which way are we headed?
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North.
Deputy Myers:
Hey! Thats Timmy's sleigh!
Alvin Firpo:
Have you seen my pez despencer?
Dave Firpo:
No. Shut up!
Don Vito:
You don't think it was those Firpo brothers, those rat bastards?
Alvin Firpo:
I'll never forget you Merlin.
Bill Firpo:
I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.
Dave Firpo:
Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.
Bill Firpo:
Alvin pull the car over.
Alvin Firpo:
Wha?
Bill Firpo:
Pull it over!
Bill Firpo:
What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo:
You do what you do, I do what I do.
Bill Firpo:
Well. That enhances my state of security.
[singing to himself in the car]
Alvin Firpo:
You do what you do and I do what I do... you do what you do and I do what I do, I'm Alvin, and you're Bill.
[Bill walks by and kicks the car, annoyed]
Alvin Firpo:
[handing his gun to a random guy so he can steal his scrapple] Hold that? Mmm... yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody.
Bill Firpo:
What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo:
I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions.
Alvin Firpo:
[driving away from Bill, Dave, and the car accidents he just caused] You want a piece of that? Kiss my ass.
Bill Firpo:
Which direction are we going?
Alvin Firpo:
North.
Bill Firpo:
Are you sure? I thought we passed that farmhouse earlier.
Dave Firpo:
No, those farmhouses all look alike...
Bill Firpo:
Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck.
Alvin Firpo:
We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said.
Bill Firpo:
FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE, YOU IDIOT.
Bill Firpo:
Where are you going?
Lila:
[frightened] Its a robbery. I'm going to get you money out of the cash register.
Bill Firpo:
I'm robbing the bank.
Lila:
Well the bank is across the street.
Dave Firpo:
Sons of bitches.
Shaddus Peyser:
My wife didn't let me see the thing pop up in the turkey.
Bill Firpo:
Our car ran off the road.
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Oh my god. Are you all right?
Dave Firpo:
Well were not dead if that's what you mean.
Caesar Spinoza:
What did he say?
Vic Mazzucci:
He said he loved me.
Bill Firpo:
Excuse me, are you headed to Paradise?
Trucker #1:
Nope, New York City.
Bill Firpo:
[under his breath] Where were you five hours ago?
Alvin Firpo:
Hey Dave, can we stop off and get some Ring Dings and milk?
Bill Firpo:
Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?
Alvin Firpo:
Has anyone seen my Pez dispencer?
Dave Firpo:
Shut up.
Clifford Anderson:
Ahh, what do we have here?
Rutag Guard:
Two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Just sign here.
[Bill starts choking on his cigarette]
Caesar Spinoza:
Hey Edna, how would you like to ride in the trunk?
Ma Firpo:
Edna? Edna? Are we sleeping together, I think not.
Bill Firpo:
I'm robbing the bank.
Father Gorenzel:
[to God] We'll talk later.
Alvin Firpo:
[after crashing car] Didn't have any snow chains.
Dave Firpo:
You have no brain, either.
Dave Firpo:
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