老友记Friends(1994)

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I would date her but there is a big age difference. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well think about it when you're .. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

'Sup? 'Sup, dude? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Monica's been leaving candy for the neighbors outside her door, and they got hooked on it] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey! Pipe down! This woman tried to do a nice thing so she could get to know all of you and I bet not one of you can tell me her name. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Neighbor: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

...Candy lady? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Okay, that's it. Go home! You ruined it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, you ruined it! You ruined it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[goes inside the apartment, and starts eating the candy] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Thank you. I was really scared for a minute, I mean, somebody slipped a threatening note under the door. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[takes note] Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And a LEMON LIME. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And last but not least. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Monica receives her gift] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pounding a scone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stupid British snack food. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Did they teach you that in your anger management class? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[In response to a stupid comment] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pointing] I *knew* it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after Monica gets a disastrous haircut] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

How's Monica? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

How's the hair? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Can we see her? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross, you can go on in. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Thanksgiving tomorrow four o'clock. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Rachel] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Guess who I invited? Do you remember that guy Will Cobert from high school? He was in Ross' class marching band. He was kinda overweight... really overweight... I was his thin friend. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wow. I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No that was Jared. Wow. I haven't though about him in a long time. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

So are things between you and Joey getting any better? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It couldn't get any worse. Last night, I spent eight hours calling him, trying to get him to talk to me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, wow. Eight hours. So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You shouldn't. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Judy Geller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Nora Bing: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Charles Bing: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Nora Bing: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Honey, it isn't good luck. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wha... married? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, yeah, I think we should get married! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? Because that's your answer to everything? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Okay, no uterus, no opinion. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Dr Long: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Three. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Just three? I'm dilated three! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Can you help me fold these napkins? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sure. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Notices the way Pheobe is folding the napkins] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a barn dance. You wanna fold them like swans like I showed you at Christmas, remember? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah. It all came screaming back to me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It's been a while since we've yelled something... Maybe we should... No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? No. Damn you ref. Burn in hell. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Okay. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[He gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What are you doing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The cushions are the essence of the chair. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

THAT'S RIGHT. I'm taking the ESSENCE. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Joey thinks Phoebe has been acting in porno videos] A guy in the coffee shop told me he was a fan of Phoebe's. I thought he was talking about her singing, but he claims she is a porn star. So, I went to the adult video store and picked this up. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[taking the video] Let me see that. 'Buffay, the Vampire Layer' starring Phoebe Buffay. All right, let's check it out! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Guys, Phoebe is out friend. I refuse to watch this. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[goes over and sits at the table with his back to the TV] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wow! I didn't know Pheebs had that particular talent. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait a minute; Phoebe doesn't have a tattoo on her ankle! My God, that's Ursula! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[jumping up from the table] Ursula! Allr ight! Run it back! Run it back! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Boy, Phoebe is going to be pissed. Why is Ursula using Phoebe's name? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[coming in the apartment] Hi everybody, what are you - 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[screams and points at the TV] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross came fourth and cried! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You don't like the game, because you suck at it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Imitating someone really annoying] "Oh, I slept with Billy Joel." Who hasn't? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What the hell are you doing, you scared the crap out of me! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What are you doing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Making chocolate milk. You want some? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No thanks, I'm 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Du-ude! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What happened in Atlantic City? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, Chandler and I are in a bar... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You kissed a guy? Oh my God. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Janice: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[repeated line throughout the series] Oh... my... God! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Phoebe returns to Eric's apartment after having to leave] Ready to pick up where we left off? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Eric: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I don't know. I'm still kinda tired from this afternoon. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

This afternoon? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Eric: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, you know, all the sex this afternoon. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

We did not have sex this afternoon! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Eric: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes, we did! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No we didn't! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Eric: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, it was either you or 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[realization dawns] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Eric: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

someone who looked an awful lot like you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ew! You had sex with Ursula! Ew, ew, ew! This is just too weird! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after a resident has come on to Monica] Is there anyone in this building who hasn't tried to hit on you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, there's Smokes-a-lot-Lady. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[thinks] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait a minute, that is not true. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[throws off her light blue robe and gasps at herself, completely naked] Oh! Look what happened... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[looking about, thinking to herself] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Check me *out*. I'm in my kitchen... *naked*. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[shrugs, picks up an orange] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm pickin' up an orange... and I'm *naked*. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[puts the orange down, heads over to the couch with a smile] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm lighting the candle... *naked*. And carefully. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Rachel has just met Ross's Asian girlfriend] Rachel, this is Julie. I met her in China. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[notices Rachel has brought flowers] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What are those? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, these? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[begins speaking slowly and distinctly to Julie] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

These are for you; welcome to our country. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Julie: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[slowly and distinctly] Thank you; I'm from New York. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Joey, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica are in Chapel in Vegas after Rachel and Ross got married] Well, what happened, did we miss it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, we actually missed it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[with clenched teeth] Well, maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Can you take care of Emma just for today? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hi. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You are not gonna believe what I did today. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, clearly you didn't shower or shave. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule. They should change the name to Ms. Chandler. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Although, I hope they don't. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait a minute, you staid home all day playing Ms. Pacman, while I was at work like some kind of chump? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, and I got all the top ten scores and erased Phoebe off the board. High five! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What is the matter with your hand? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, I've been playing for like eight hours. It'll loosen up, come on check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, their dirty words. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler, why would you do that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Because it's awesome. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You think this is clever? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, they only give you three letters, so after A.S.S., it is a bit of a challenge. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait a minute, this one's not dirty. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, it is, when you put it together with that one. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, well, if you don't clear this off, you wont be getting those from me. Ben's coming tomorrow over to play this game, this can't be there. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Come on, he wont even know what they mean. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

He's seven, not stupid. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Have you talked to him lately? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

All right, I'm just going to unplug it... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, no, no, if you'll unplug it, then there will be nothing to show from my day. It would be like I was at work! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Monica unplugs it] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Look at that, look at that, it's still there, this thing must have a primitive ROM chip! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You gotta beat your scores. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

With the claw? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Fine, I'll do it. We gotta get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him "Pull my finger". 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Pull my finger... my hand is messed up! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Do you have a problem with me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Will: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I dunno... do I, do I? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I think you do! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Because, it... it's not his last name. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It isn't? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider *man*. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, oh okay... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

There should *be* a gold man! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to Rachel's boss's desk. Rachel has grudgingly agreed to release him] You promise you will never see Joanna again. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Never. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You will never set foot in this office again. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You'll give me back my Walkman. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I prom... I never borrowed your Walkman. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pause] Well, then I lost it, you buy me one! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You got it! Come on! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[unlocks cuffs. Chandler rubs wrists where cuffs were] Does it hurt? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, I just see guys doing this when they get cuffs taken off. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[runs over to office door where his pants are hanging] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hello, sweet pants! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait a minute! How are you going to say you got out? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

We were on a break! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wiseass... Seven!' 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Dr. Ledbetter: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Nice seeing you back on your feet. I think you are ready to come back and work with us again. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes, I am. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[seeing Monica and Chandler having sex through the window] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait, no, no, what are you doing? Get off my sister! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[rushes over there] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stop what you are doing, I saw you through the window! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, we had a good run. Five, six months, that is more some have in a lifetime. Bye. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wait, I can handle Ross. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[opens door with her shirt buttoned wrong] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What's up, bro? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[chases Chandler around the table] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You are my best friend. This is my sister. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Rachel and Joey come in] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What's going on? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I think, just think, Ross just found out about me and Monica. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Dude, he is standing right there. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, my God! The foster puppets! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[wide eyed] Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

He's talking to the baby. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!" 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Carol: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[shouts] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Carol: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

pot roast through it?" 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Richard Crosby: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[drunk] I'm wearing two belts. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Are you drunk? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Richard Crosby: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes, you are. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Richard Crosby: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, all right. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, you know what, I just did! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Really? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, freak show! She's fictional! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Okay, there you go. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sure. Sure, I'll just sit next to the... transsexual from purchasing. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What are you doing tonight? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Why, do you have a lecture? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Free as a bird, what's up? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kate Miller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[they are doing a scene] I have a question about this scene. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The Director: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kate Miller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, I don't understand why Adrienne's attracted to Victor. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Joey plays Victor, she plays Adrienne] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The Director: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peel the onion. First of all, he's good-looking. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kate Miller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I think my character's gonna need a little bit more of a reason than that. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! Y'know, I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kate Miller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It does not say that in the script. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It does in mine! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, oh, Mark, I'm doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I'm just doing it to get back at Ross. I'm sorry, it's not very fair to you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mark: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I think somebody has a crush on somebody. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm talking about you. You big, big freak. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, right!... Y'serious? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, yeah! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Absolutely. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pause] ... Are we still talking about sex? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Susan: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Jack Geller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I remember when we first got engaged. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh dad, really you don't need to... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Jack Geller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[ignoring her] Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know that happened. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Judy Geller: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[incredulous] You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey Tribbiani: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after smelling potpourri] Well, this is like summer in a bowl! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Monica stares dreamily as Richard leaves the room] Oooh, I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy. I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[in Barbados, Rachel runs into Monica and Chandler's room in the morning and opens the curtains, it has been raining a lot] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The sun is out! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[squinting in pain] Hey, remember when I had corneas? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey Tribbiani: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the movies with him] Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm in the kitchen... and I'm naked. I'm holdin' an orange... and I'm naked. I'm lightin' the candles... naked. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[burns herself] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ooh! And carefully. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rach, it's the Visa card people. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, God, ask them what they want. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Rachel] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

But I haven't used my card in weeks. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

That is the unusual activity. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Reporter: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I like that. what's your name? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after observing a short fight between Rachel and Ross] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Phoebe: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

That's it? "We were on a break." "No we weren't." What happened to you two? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[repeated line] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

We were on a break! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ben: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Carol: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Rachel has come over to tell Ben to stop playing practical jokes on his parents, one of them being replacing sugar with salt] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[calling] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Carol: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel, do you want sugar with your coffee? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uh, yeah- wait 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Ben] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

do I want sugar in my coffee? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Ben shakes his head] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Rachel: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, no sugar, Carol! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[holding a bottle of champagne] Gunther, six glasses! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Gunther: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[hopeful] Six? You want me to join you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five will be fine. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Gunther walks away disappointed] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Boy I'm gonna get spit in my coffee, now. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[talking to Emma in her crib] ... And that's why no matter what Mommy says we were on break! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler, it's okay. You don't have to be so macho all the time. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm not macho. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The Bings have horrible marriages. They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Then you are neither of your parents. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wow. That's great. Dad must really like you, he doesn't ask just anyone to play. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah and he didn't really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, did-did you correct him? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ross: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Monica: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

My motto is get out before they go down. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

That is so not my motto. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[to Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Joey: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

But it hurts my Joey's Apple. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[frustrated] Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Julie: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Monica has told everyone about Chandler's third nipple] You know, Chandler, in some cultures a third nipple is considered a mark of virility. The most desirable women dance naked around you so you can make your pick. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chandler: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ah, would any of these cultures be in the tri-state area? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Julie: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sorry. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制