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"Dennis Miller Live"

"Dennis Miller Live"(1994)

1994-04-22(美国)| 喜剧 | 美国
上映时间:1994-04-22(美国) 类型: 喜剧 
国家/地区:美国 
获奖信息:美国电视艾美奖(1994年) 获奖:5  提名:4
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advertisement Dennis Miller: Al D'Amato is a waste of an apostraphe. Dennis Miller: [to Dr. Jocelyn Elders] How ironic that masturbation was the topic that caused you to get fired from Washington by a bunch of jagoffs. [repeated line] Dennis Miller: Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. [repeated line] Dennis Miller: Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here... [last lines of every show] Dennis Miller: Guess what, folks? That's the news, and I am out of here. Dennis Miller: [on Jocelyn Elders' comment about teaching masturbation in high school] Masturbation needs to be taught in high school like holding your breath needs to be taught in diving class. Dennis Miller: [first lines after his first Monday Night Football gig] Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckety-fuck, fuck, *fuck*! It's so good to be home. Dennis Miller: They say life begins at 50. Yeah, if you're the fuckin' Highlander. Dennis Miller: If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children! Dennis Miller: Amtrak announced this week that they plan to install cable TV into their sleeper births. Great. So now you can watch your derailment live on CNN. Dennis Miller: William Kelly, the founder of the Kelly Girl temp service, has died this week. His last words were, "Hey, could somebody please sign my time card?" Dennis Miller: Cheez Whiz is not something you eat, it's something you consult a urologist over. [after the crowd's reaction] Dennis Miller: You'll never eat it again, will you? Dennis Miller: [on a picture of a guy on a motorcycle with a cat riding on top of his helmet] Alright we got three on this one; [as the cat] Dennis Miller: "Hey man, pull over, I gotta use the sandbox." Or, "Burt Reynolds got a new hairpiece this week." Or, "HELMETS are for PUSSIES!" Dennis Miller: [his caption for a picture of George W. Bush speaking, while then-Michigan governor John Engler is looking down with his hands about 3 inches from each other, apparently caught in the act of clapping] While George W. Bush is speaking in Michigan about the economy, governor John Engler shows his assistant how much bacon he wants on his BLT. Dennis Miller: [repeated line from 1994-1996 seasons] Alright. Who fed it and who ate it this week? Dennis Miller: [repeated line from the 1997 season on] Alright, what's new in the world this week? Dennis Miller: Gingrich also told reporters this week that he likes to attend movies as often as he can. When asked what films he's seen lately, the Speaker said Little Bitches. I mean Little Women. [audience jeers] Dennis Miller: You know he said it.

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