Pizza Delivery Man: Python Pizza here, may I help you? King Koopa: King Koopa here. Pizza Delivery Man: Oh, yes sir. King Koopa: I'd like the Koopa Special. Pizza Delivery Man: Pterodactyl tail on that? King Koopa: Yes. Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms... and, uh, spicy. Mario: How are we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible. Luigi: Nothing is impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible. Luigi: Anything is possible, Mario, you just gotta believe in it. Desk Sergeant: Name. Mario: Mario. Desk Sergeant: Last name. Mario: Mario. Desk Sergeant: And you? Luigi: Luigi. Desk Sergeant: Luigi Luigi? Luigi: No, Luigi Mario. Desk Sergeant: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you? Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. [In the police car, a wanted poster of Luigi and Mario flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers] Luigi Mario: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too? Mario Mario: Luigi, *we're* the aliens. Luigi Mario: We are? Wow, cool. [Mario and Luigi survey Dinohattan] Mario Mario: This can't be Manhattan. Luigi Mario: I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks. Mario Mario: Must have been a bad couple of weeks. Princess Daisy: I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face. Mario Mario: Excuse me, do you know where we are? Pedestrian: Yeah, you're in my way. King Koopa: My, my, someone got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning. King Koopa: [bathing in mud] Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time. Mario: Great, a building with athlete's foot. Luigi: Remember, trust the fungus. Mario: Mario Brothers Plumbing, no leak too small. Cop:
Nobody touches President Koopa.
Luigi: [Rubbing his eyes in pain] But he said he was... King Koopa: -One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie? Toad: Say, what's another word that rhymes with dimension? Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it so shut up. Luigi Mario: Nothing's impossible, you just gotta believe. King Koopa: I'll kill that plumber. King Koopa: Now... where's the rock? [Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa] Iggy: [together] Rock, sir? Spike: [together] Rock, sir? King Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it! Spike: That rock! Iggy: I told you not to forget it! King Koopa: And I told *you* to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it? Iggy: [together] ... The plumbers took it. Spike: [together] ... The plumbers took it. King Koopa: [whispers] Plumbers? [to Lena] King Koopa: Plumber alert! Luigi: Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn? Mario: Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too. Mario: Strap your belt on, kid. We're going in! Cop: [sees the Marios' tool belts] Aha! Plumbers! Luigi: No, he is! I'm just apprenticing! Cop: Get in the car! Luigi: But i didn't do nothing! Cop: Get in the car now! Mario: Are you telling us that you can arrest a guy for being a plumber? Cop: Get in there, plumber! Now! Luigi: What'd we do? Mario: I'm being arrested for being a plumber! King Koopa: You may think of evolution as... an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to... intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to... simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend Toad... can become... a loyal child of the royal family: Goombas! [snickers] Mario: What single-celled organism did *you* evolve from? King Koopa: [indicates an evolution chart of a dinosaur becoming a man] Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much. [the Marios try to escape in a police car] Mario: Where's the starter on this thing?