Shakes the Clown (1992) 4.8

1st Party Dad: Are you the clown? Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins. Shakes the Clown: Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing? Kid: I had to go to the bathroom. Shakes the Clown: On my head? Kid: Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess. Dink: I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30. Stenchy: Oh, that's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is? Dink: Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow. Owen Cheese: You clowns are on dope! Binky the Clown: You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef. Shakes the Clown: [to mimes] You silent motherfuckers! HoHo the Clown: Oh, yeah? Well, the only show YOU could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... DIARRHEA CLUB! Judy: LEAVE ME ALONE, MILKMAN SCUM! Female Clown Barfly: As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.