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- 片 名小鬼难缠又当家
- 上映时间1992年08月14日
- 导 演
乔·德特杜巴
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洛基、小公马、丹丹三兄弟到乡下外公家过暑假。外公田中是日裔，身怀东洋的忍术绝技。田中利用孩子们来玩的机会教他们忍术，十七岁的小孩论起拳脚功夫，兵刃暗器，施展起来也颇见威力。洛基兄弟的父亲山姆是白种人，在联邦调查局当中级主管。山姆布线多时一心要将军火私枭史乃德逮捕归案，却被史乃德训...
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Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.
Marcus:
Dude!
Fester:
None of that green stuff.
Marcus:
Radical!
Hammer:
Dude!
Fester:
[aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.
[Pager goes off]
Fester:
Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?
[Grandpa is giving the boys names]
Tum Tum:
Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
Colt:
How about Super Dork?
Fester:
Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer:
I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
Fester:
This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.
Hammer:
Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery.
Fester:
Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!
Rocky:
We should run.
Tum Tum:
We should hide.
Colt:
We should kick their butts!
Colt:
I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.
Tum Tum:
I won't eat dog poop.
Fester:
Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer:
Rather do Laurie.
Fester:
Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer:
Tanya Roberts, dude.
Fester:
Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer:
What time is it?
Fester:
I dunno, anybody got a watch?
Fester:
Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.
Fester:
I say we kill those little boogers!
Hammer:
But like, I thought we wanted them alive.
Fester:
I want *us* alive, dude!
Grandpa:
Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win.
Hugo Snyder:
God, I love being a bad guy.
Grandpa:
I hate pizza.
Fester:
Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time.
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Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?
Colt:
And lesson two?
Grandpa:
Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!
Colt:
Oh no, robbers!
Hammer:
Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.
Fester:
Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!
Hugo Snyder:
Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt:
You're a geek.
Fester:
We got those little dudes now, Dudes.
Rocky:
Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come.
Tum Tum:
I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat.
Rocky:
Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.
Colt:
Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?
Brown:
Festin, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya.
Fester:
Bummer.
Tum Tum:
We almost had you!
Grandpa:
Had me? Oh Michael.
Tum Tum:
What?
Grandpa:
If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now.
Jessica Douglas:
If you think being a Ninja's hard work, try being a mom.
Store Owner:
Hey amigos, this is no Library you buy or you go.
Grandpa:
Colt, what is a ninja?
Colt:
A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.
Rocky:
A ninja is honest and good. He has self-control. He has discipline.
Tum Tum:
A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.
Fester:
Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day... and those little kids are ours. Slurpee?
Hammer:
Radical.
Fester:
Slurpee?
Marcus:
Dude.
Fester:
We're outta here!
Fester:
Slurpee?
Fester:
We're outta here!
Fester:
First we feast. Then we Felony!
Tum Tum, Colt:
Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!
Hugo Snyder:
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They're only kids. I want them now, or I'll tear out your liver!
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