Iago:
Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
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Aladdin:
Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie:
Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!
Aladdin:
Punctual!
Princess Jasmine:
Punctual?
Genie:
Sorry.
Aladdin:
Uh... uh... beautiful!
Genie:
Nice recovery.
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Sultan:
Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan:
This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar:
[*very* dryly] Ecstatic.
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[Iago is powering a mystic device by footpower]
Iago:
With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar:
Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago:
Yes, O Mighty Evil One.
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Aladdin:
Wish fulfillment?
Genie:
Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's all. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
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[as a female tour guide]
Genie:
Thank you for choosing "Magic Carpet" for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye.
[back to normal]
Genie:
Well, how about *that*, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin:
Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes...
Genie:
Dost mine ears deceive me? "Three?" You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin:
Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own.
[the Genie's mouth drops]
Genie:
Oh. Well I feel sheepish.
[turns into a sheep]
Genie:
All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies.
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Genie:
[as Jack Nicholson] All right, sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
Aladdin:
What?
Genie:
[pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell... her... the *truth*!
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Genie:
Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
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Jafar:
How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
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Genie:
[turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar:
You stay out of thissss!
Genie:
[Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!
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Merchant:
Look at this! Yes! Heh, heh. Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break!
[taps it on table]
Merchant:
Will not-
[it falls apart]
Merchant:
It broke!
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Princess Jasmine:
Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar:
Prince Ali left!
[shows Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
Aladdin:
Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Princess Jasmine:
Prince Ali!
Iago:
How in the he- Uh, awk!
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Genie:
You know Al, I'm getting really -
[turns and sees Jafar]
Genie:
I don't think you're him.
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Iago:
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar:
Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation!
[He zaps Jasmine and the Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him. He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitty-cat]
Jafar:
Down, boy! Oh, princess,
[lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]
Jafar:
there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.
Aladdin:
[Flying towards him on carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her!
Jafar:
[zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality
[brings Aladdin and Jasmine closer in the air]
Jafar:
Yes, meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]
Iago:
Or should we say Aladdin?
Princess Jasmine:
[shocked] Ali
Aladdin:
Jasmine, I tried to tell you.
Jafar:
[still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
[turns Abu back to his normal self]
Jafar:
Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me his personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one-way trip
[sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, carpet flies in after the,]
Jafar:
so his prospects take a terminal dip his assets frozen, the venue chosen is the ends of the earth,
[sends the pillar in the air]
Jafar:
whoopee! So long,
Iago:
Good bye, see ya!
Jafar:
[sings] Ex-Prince Ali!
[laughs maniacly]
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Iago:
[Jafar is just being turned into a sorceror] Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorceror Jafar!
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Jafar:
Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago:
Oh, shut up, you moron!
Jafar:
Don't tell ME to shut up!
Genie:
Allow me. Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders outta chill him out!
[flicks them into the distance]
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Aladdin:
Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie:
One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I - what?
Aladdin:
[He holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free!
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Jafar:
You are late.
Gazeem:
A thousand apologies, O Patient One.
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Aladdin:
You're a prisoner?
Genie:
It's all part and parcel, the whole "genie gig":
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie:
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie:
Itty-bitty living space!
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Genie:
Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
Aladdin:
Huh?
Genie:
She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
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[Aladdin has nearly drowned, and his unconscious body falls and rubs on the lamp]
Genie:
[appearing as a guy in a bathtub] Never fails! You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.
[squeaks rubber duckie]
Genie:
Hello?
[sees Aladdin]
Genie:
Al? Al! Kid! Snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life," got it? Okay!
[shakes Aladdin]
Genie:
C'mon, Aladdin!
[Aladdin's head droops]
Genie:
I'll take that as a yes.
[he changes into a submarine and pulls Aladdin out of the sea]
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Genie:
Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.
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Jafar:
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
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Sultan:
Jafar, you vile betrayer.
Iago:
That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.
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Princess Jasmine:
[to Jafar] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of *you*.
Sultan:
Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!
[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after]
Jafar:
If only I had gotten that lamp.
Iago:
[mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Grrrr. To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives...
Jafar:
No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or... beheaded.
Jafar, Iago:
Ewwww.
Iago:
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if *you* were the chump husband?
Jafar:
What?
Iago:
Okay, okay. *You* marry the princess, all right? And-and, uh, you- Then *you* become the sultan!
Jafar:
Ah. Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago:
Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff... "Yaaaah! Kersplat!"
Jafar:
[laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works.
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[the Genie and the flying carpet are playing chess]
Genie:
So, move.
[the carpet makes a move]
Genie:
Hey! That's a good move.
[as Rodney Dangerfield]
Genie:
I can't believe it. I'm losin' to a rug.
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Genie:
Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
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[Abu is swinging a stolen sword at the guards]
Guard:
[frightened] He's got a sword.
Razoul:
You idiots. We've all got swords.
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Genie:
But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need?". To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let's get real here, that's never gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
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Jafar:
[disguised as prisoner] You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
[smiles showing his hideous teeth]
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Merchant:
[holds up lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.
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Aladdin:
Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar:
A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can be.
[he changes into one, and his voice changes with it, too]
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Aladdin:
They wanna make me Sultan. No, they want to make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
Genie:
Al, you won.
Aladdin:
Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I-I can't wish you free.
Genie:
Fine, I understand.
[shrinking into his lamp]
Genie:
After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
[angrily]
Genie:
Now, if you'll excuse me... *master*...
[disappears into his lamp resentfully]
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[Iago is disguised as a flamingo. He turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face]
Iago:
You got a problem...
[he trips the flamingo with his stilts]
Iago:
...pinky?
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[leaving to go travel the world]
Genie:
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!
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Razoul:
[to Aladdin] We just keep running into each other, don't we, street rat?
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[Princess Jasmine is in disguise, and hanging out with Aladdin; the guards capture him]
Princess Jasmine:
Let him go.
Razoul:
Looky here, men. A street *mouse*.
[throws her down]
Princess Jasmine:
Unhand him,
[pulls off the hood of her cloak]
Princess Jasmine:
by order of the Princess.
Razoul:
Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin:
The Princess?
Razoul:
What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine:
That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him.
Razoul:
Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
Princess Jasmine:
Believe me, I will.
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Aladdin:
All this for a loaf of bread?
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[last lines]
Genie:
Made you look.
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Cave of Wonders:
Who disturbs my slumber?
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Guard:
You won't get away so easy.
Aladdin:
You think that was easy?
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Iago:
Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
Iago:
Ack! Good grip.
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Aladdin:
Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh. Some all-powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like *we're* gonna have to find a way outta here.
Genie:
Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
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Aladdin:
Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Princess Jasmine:
[disappointed] Oh, it's wonderful.
Aladdin:
I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants and valets.
Princess Jasmine:
Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin:
That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine:
You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin:
Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine:
You're just...
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine:
...trapped.
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Woman:
Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin:
Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul:
Gotcha!
Aladdin:
I'm in trouble.
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Princess Jasmine:
Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.
[Rajah grumbles]
Princess Jasmine:
Except you, Rajah. I've never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan:
But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
Princess Jasmine:
Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore.
Sultan:
[exasperated] Ooooh! I-I-
[to Rajah]
Sultan:
Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
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Genie:
[as tailor] First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third-century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here.
[after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes]
Genie:
Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!
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Genie:
What would you wish of me?
[as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Genie:
The ever impressive...
[as if trapped in a box]
Genie:
... the long-contained...
[as Se襬r Wences]
Genie:
... the often immitated, but never...
[multiplies himself]
Genie:
... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp!
[as Ed Sullivan]
Genie:
Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you.
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Merchant:
Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment. And the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan! On sale today! Come on down.
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Iago:
I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack!
Jafar:
Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago:
And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
Jafar:
Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago:
And then I stuff the crackers down *his* throat.
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Genie:
I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
Aladdin:
Uh... A-A-Aladdin.
Genie:
Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or, how 'bout Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie:
It sounds like, "Here, boy!"
[whistles]
Genie:
C'mon, Laddie!
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin:
I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
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Genie:
Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
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Genie:
I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick, wish for something outrageous. Say, "I-I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that.
Aladdin:
Uh, I wish for the Nile.
Genie:
No way!
[laughs]
Genie:
Oh, does that feels good!
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Aladdin:
[saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for you.
Princess Jasmine:
[whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin:
[whispering] Just play along.
Man in market:
You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin:
Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Man in market:
She said she knew the sultan.
Aladdin:
She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Princess Jasmine:
[bowing to Abu] Oh, wise sultan, how may I serve you?
Aladdin:
Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine:
[to a camel] Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?
Aladdin:
No, no, no. Not that one.
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Iago:
[taking the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.
Iago:
[as Jafar] Excellent work, Iago.
Iago:
Ah, go on.
Iago:
[as Jafar] No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
Iago:
Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
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Jafar:
You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago:
Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a...
[the Genie slaps Iago into the air]
Jafar:
Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin:
The genie. The genie! The genie has more power than you'll ever have.
Jafar:
What?
Aladdin:
He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Genie:
Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin:
Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best.
Jafar:
You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
Genie:
The boy is crazy. He's a little punch-drunk. One too many hits with the snake.
Jafar:
Slave, I make my third wish. I wish to be an all-powerful genie.
Genie:
All right. Your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
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Genie:
[looks at a script] Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
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Jafar:
[hypnotizing the Sultan with his snake staff] You will order the Princess to marry me.
Sultan:
[hypnotized] I will order the Princess to...
[suddenly breaks out of the trance]
Sultan:
But you're so *old*!
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Jafar:
I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-boo-boo.
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Aladdin:
Wait-wait a minute. I'm your master?
Genie:
[gives Aladdin a mortar cap and diploma] That's right! He can be taught!
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Aladdin:
[picking up the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...
[sees Abu taking a ruby]
Aladdin:
Abu! No!
Cave of Wonders:
Infidels!
Abu the Monkey:
Uh, oh.
Cave of Wonders:
You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, now you will never again see the light of day!
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Prince Achmed:
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
Aladdin:
I'm not worthless! And I don't have fleas!
[Aladdin scratches his head]
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[worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor]
Sultan:
I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
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[last lines after credits]
Genie:
You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
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Jafar:
Sire, I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?
Aladdin:
Your majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
Princess Jasmine:
How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future. I am not a prize to be won!
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Genie:
I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!
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[first lines]
Merchant:
Ahh! Salam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please come closer.
[camera hits him in the face]
Merchant:
Too close! A little too close.
[camera backs up]
Merchant:
There! Welcome to Agrabah!
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Aladdin:
[singing] Let's not be too hasty!
Heavyset Harlem:
[scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings] Still I think he's rather tasty!
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Aladdin:
Look at that, Abu, it's not everyday you see a horse with two rear ends.
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Genie:
[on the magic carpet] In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! We're outta here!
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Jafar:
Patience Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago:
Oh there's a big surprise! That's an incredible - I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die of not surprise!
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Aladdin:
So, three wishes. I want them to be good... what would you wish for?
Genie:
Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... ah, forget it.
Aladdin:
What?
Genie:
No, I can't. I...
Aladdin:
Come on, tell me.
Genie:
[sigh] Freedom.
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[Abu goes crazy and leaps onto Aladdin's head]
Aladdin:
Abu, this is no time to panic!
[sees that they're about to hit a wall]
Aladdin:
Start panicking!
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Aladdin:
[singing] Riffraff. Street Rat. I don't buy that! If only they'd look closer... Would they see a poor boy? No sir-ee! They'd find out there's so much more to me!
Aladdin:
[sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
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Jafar:
Just where did you say you were from?
Aladdin:
Oh, uh-uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.
Jafar:
Try me.
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Iago:
Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa-
[Abu whacks him over the head]
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Genie:
Your line is "I'm going to FREE the Genie!" Anytime!
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Genie:
Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince again.
Aladdin:
But Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie:
Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
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Merchant:
Ooh, look at this. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. Pbbtt! Ah, still fresh.
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Sultan:
Jasmine? Jasmine? Jasmine?
[suddenly a tiger rears up in front of the sultan with a rag in his mouth]
Sultan:
Confound it, Rajah!
[takes rag out of mouth]
Sultan:
So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out?
Princess Jasmine:
Oh, father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that over-dressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?
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Princess Jasmine:
It all so magical.
Aladdin:
Yeah.
Princess Jasmine:
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Aladdin:
Nah. He hates fireworks, and he really doesn't like flying either... That is, um... Oh, no.
Princess Jasmine:
[takes off Aladdin's turban] You are the boy from the market place. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin:
Jasmine, I'm sorry!
Princess Jasmine:
Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin:
No!
Princess Jasmine:
Did you think I wouldn't find out?
Aladdin:
No! I mean, I was hoping you wouldn't... that's not what I meant...
Princess Jasmine:
Who are you? Tell me the truth.
Aladdin:
The truth? The truth... The truth is I sometimes pass myself off as a commoner to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince.
Princess Jasmine:
Why didn't you tell me?
Aladdin:
Well, a prince walking around the marketplace? Sounds a little strange, doesn't it?
Princess Jasmine:
Not that strange.
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Genie:
No matter what anyone else says, you'll always be a prince to me.
Sultan:
That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's the law that's the problem.
Princess Jasmine:
Father?
Sultan:
Well, am I sultan, or am I sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy!
Princess Jasmine:
Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin:
Call me Al.
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Aladdin:
[hanging from the entrance of the Cave of Wonders] Help me out!
Jafar:
Hand over the lamp!
Aladdin:
I can't hold on! Give me your hand!
Jafar:
First give me the lamp!
[Aladdin throws him the lamp]
Jafar:
Yes! At last!
[Grabs Aladdin's wrist]
Aladdin:
What are you doing?
Jafar:
Giving you your reward.
[pulls out a dagger]
Jafar:
Your eternal reward!
[Jafar is about to stab Aladdin when Abu bites him, forcing him to drop the dagger; He throws Abu in just as the Cave closes]
Jafar:
It's mine! it's all mine!
[searches for the lamp, but can't find it]
Jafar:
Where is it? No. Nooo!
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Genie:
So what'll it be, master?
Aladdin:
You're gonna grant me any 3 wishes I want, right?
Genie:
[imitating William F. Buckley] Uh, ah, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos. Ah, a couple of quid pro quo.
Aladdin:
Like?
Genie:
[normally] Uh, rule #1, I can't kill anybody.
[cuts his head off]
Genie:
So don't ask. A-rule #2!
[fixes his head]
Genie:
I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[smooches Aladdin]
Genie:
You little punim there. RULE #3!
[turns into a slimy Genie, and imitating Peter Lorre]
Genie:
I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!
[he returns to normal]
Genie:
Other than that, you got it!
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[Prince Achmed is storming out of the Palace after being rejected by Princess Jasmine]
Prince Achmed:
Oh, I've never been a so insulted Prince!
Sultan:
Achmed, you're-you're not leaving so soon, are you?
Prince Achmed:
[walks away, pants at the butt area are ripped off, revealing spotted underwear] Good luck marrying her off!
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Jafar:
I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.
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Sultan:
[to Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
Rajah:
Huh?
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Genie:
[after explaining to Aladdin that he can grant any wish his heart desires] You ain't never had a friend like me!
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Iago:
We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, your highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. I'll bring the guns, the weapons, the knives...
[suddenly comes across a photo of himself and Jafar as he is rummaging through his posessions]
Iago:
And how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it?
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Genie:
Do you mind if I kiss the monkey?
[kisses Abu's head then coughs up small ball of fur]
Genie:
Oh! Hairball.
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Genie:
Limitations?
Princess Jasmine:
Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Princess Jasmine:
So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Princess Jasmine:
I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Aladdin with really big lips]
Princess Jasmine:
You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Princess Jasmine:
Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Princess Jasmine:
I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Aladdin]
Princess Jasmine:
and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Princess Jasmine:
And other than that... you got it!
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Aladdin:
Limitations?
Genie:
Uh, Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[Slices his own head off with his finger and catches it in his hand]
Genie:
So don't ask. Rule #2:
[Puts his head back on his shoulders]
Genie:
I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[Kisses Alladdin with really big lips]
Genie:
You little put'em there.
[Lays flat on his back]
Genie:
Rule #3:
[Rises looking like a zombie, with raspy voice]
Genie:
I can't bring people back from the dead... it's not a pretty picture,
[Shakes Alladdin]
Genie:
and I don't like doing it!
[Reverts to normal]
Genie:
And other than that... you got it!
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