Blade: See, the way I look at it is if you gonna be Blade Brown, you gotta know where Blade Brown comes from, you know what I'm sayin'?
: I thought you crawled out from under a rock. [while dissecting frogs in biology class] Wedge: Damita! I thought you were gonna play with MY frog? Damita: Your frog ain't jumpin' in my direction! [to Duncan] Damita: There's a new tadpole in town. Popsicle: Hey Mr. Froggy! Want a lick? Huh, Mr. Froggy? Blade's Mother: What is that? Blade: What? Blade's Mother: That. Blade: What? Blade's Mother: That? Blade: What? Blade's Mother: That! Duncan's Dad: My Son! My lovely wonderful son! Popsicle: You're not my man. You're not my man. You're a genius. [Blade is trying to teach Duncan how to talk slang] Duncan: Did you hear me? I said that was stupid. Blade: Did you hear me? I said, "Thanks." Duncan: Are you deaf? Blade: [misunderstood as "def"] Man, I'm the defest brotha on this block! Duncan: YOU'RE deaf? Blade: [still misunderstood as "def"] That's right. Duncan: [turns head] I think Blade Brown is the biggest asshole on the planet. [Blade smacks Duncan upside the head] Duncan: Hey! You're not deaf! Duncan's Dad: Honey, have you ever wondered about our son's sexual preference? Duncan's Mom: I didn't know he had one! [they start laughing together] Duncan: Oh, yeah. Fit's like a charm. Blade: One more thing we gotta take care of. Duncan: Excuse me! Blade: I said I'm sorry. Duncan: Oh. That's what I thought you said. Duncan's Dad: Blade? That's your name? Blade: Dad? Is that yours? Wedge: [in a wax museum] Oooh look it's Willie Nelson, heehee. Mink: That's not Willie Nelson stupid! It's Colonel Sanders.