Blade:
See, the way I look at it is if you gonna be Blade Brown, you gotta know where Blade Brown comes from, you know what I'm sayin'?
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I thought you crawled out from under a rock.
[while dissecting frogs in biology class]
Wedge:
Damita! I thought you were gonna play with MY frog?
Damita:
Your frog ain't jumpin' in my direction!
[to Duncan]
Damita:
There's a new tadpole in town.
Popsicle:
Hey Mr. Froggy! Want a lick? Huh, Mr. Froggy?
Blade's Mother:
What is that?
Blade:
What?
Blade's Mother:
That.
Blade:
What?
Blade's Mother:
That?
Blade:
What?
Blade's Mother:
That!
Duncan's Dad:
My Son! My lovely wonderful son!
Popsicle:
You're not my man. You're not my man. You're a genius.
[Blade is trying to teach Duncan how to talk slang]
Duncan:
Did you hear me? I said that was stupid.
Blade:
Did you hear me? I said, "Thanks."
Duncan:
Are you deaf?
Blade:
[misunderstood as "def"] Man, I'm the defest brotha on this block!
Duncan:
YOU'RE deaf?
Blade:
[still misunderstood as "def"] That's right.
Duncan:
[turns head] I think Blade Brown is the biggest asshole on the planet.
[Blade smacks Duncan upside the head]
Duncan:
Hey! You're not deaf!
Duncan's Dad:
Honey, have you ever wondered about our son's sexual preference?
Duncan's Mom:
I didn't know he had one!
[they start laughing together]
Duncan:
Oh, yeah. Fit's like a charm.
Blade:
One more thing we gotta take care of.
Duncan:
Excuse me!
Blade:
I said I'm sorry.
Duncan:
Oh. That's what I thought you said.
Duncan's Dad:
Blade? That's your name?
Blade:
Dad? Is that yours?
Wedge:
[in a wax museum] Oooh look it's Willie Nelson, heehee.
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