Harry: Here we are Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. Smell that? Marv: [sniffs] Yeah. Harry: Know what that is? Marv: Fish? Harry: It's freedom. Marv: No, it's fish. Harry: It's freedom, and it's money. Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom. Harry: Let's get out of here before somebody sees us. Marv: And it's fish. Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here? Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York. Cedrick the Bellman: Do you know how the TV works? Kevin McCallister: I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life. Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. [Frank snatches a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand] Uncle Frank McCallister: Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed. Tracy McCallister: [Opening Lines at the beginning of the movie; Tracy's frantically looking for her sunblock] Has anybody seen my sublock? Sondra McCallister: What's the point in going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock? Megan McCallister: I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted. Buzz McCallister: Great, now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin. Brooke McCallister: He's just jealous because he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect. Uncle Frank McCallister: [walks by, sees his son Fuller drinking a Coke, and snatches it away from him] Hey, easy on the fluids, pal, the rubber sheets are packed. [Uncle Frank then drinks the Coke himself]
: Has the boy ever run away from home? Peter McCallister: No. Officer Bennett: Has he ever been in a situation where's been on his own? Kate McCallister: [Kate shakes her head. Peter gives her a look] As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's become sort of a McCallister family travel tradition. Peter McCallister: Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. [They both laugh, and knock on the wooden desk] Kate McCallister: [Officer Bennett does not laugh] He was left at home, by accident, last year. Peter McCallister: That's what my wife meant when she said this has become a McCallister family travel tradition. Kevin McCallister: You guys give up? Have you had enough pain? Marv: Neveh! Harry: [Shakes head at Marv] Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? Kevin McCallister: You've gotta help me. There's two guys after me. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this. Peter McCallister: I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself. Kate McCallister: I think that if our son can do it, I can do it. Peter McCallister: Kate, it... Kate McCallister: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... [Mrs. McCallister slaps him] Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: Can I help you? Kevin McCallister: A reservation for McCallister? Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself? Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so. Marv: Suck BRICK kid. [last lines] Cedrick the Bellman: Mr. McAllister's room service bill, sir. Merry Christmas. Buzz McCallister: [looking at Kevin's $967.00 room service bill] Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Daaad. Peter McCallister: [screaming] Kevin! You spent nine hundred and sixty seven dollars on room service! Kevin McCallister: It's a nice night for a neck injury.
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