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Max:
What could be more fun than fishing with you dad?
PJ:
Eating glass! Do you have any idea what fishing with him is like? Not to mention when I turn green and toss three meals a day.
Peg:
Pete, this is the LOWEST you've ever stooped!
Goofy:
You're not bein' fair.
Pete:
Thanks, Goof.
Goofy:
Petey's stooped much lower than this!
PJ:
How can my dad's fish finder help us find gold?
Max:
We set it for GOLDfish, Einstein.
[Max is watching a music video with the volume turned way up]
Goofy:
That music sure is loud! Turn it down!
Max:
WHAT? It doesn't go any louder!
[Max and PJ are admiring Pete's skateboard ramp]
Max:
Think how much speed we could get with a ramp like that! Then we'd...
PJ:
Kill ourselves?
Pete:
I'll give everything back! The tickets, the surfboard, my hula skirt!
[pause]
Pete:
Well, maybe not my hula skirt.
[Pete is on TV dressed as Goofy]
Goofy:
Hey! That's me!
Peg:
No, it's not! I'd know that jelly roll anywhere.
Peg:
I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips depended on it!
Max:
DAD! PJ says Pete's a better fisherman than you!
Pete:
What do you mean lettin' your kid hit my kid just for tellin' the truth?
Pete:
[yelling] PJ!
PJ:
You bellowed, Dad?
[Pete has caught the boys with his video camera]
Pete:
You boys have some serious grovelin' to do!
PJ:
[nervously] D-don't kill us, Dad. We swiped it for a good cause.
[Pete sees his living room covered in paint]
Pete:
What have you done?
Uncle Angelo Goof:
Created a masterpiece, no?
Pete:
[yelling] NOOO!
[Peg sees Max and Goofy unloading their car]
Peg:
What happened? I thought you were on your way to your family reunion.
Max:
We're gonna miss the reunion. Car broke down. Took our plane fare to fix it. Mr. Pete said we had an upset battery.
Peg:
Loaded repair bill's more like it. That tub of butter is not gonna get away with this.
Max:
Dad, how long is "not long"?
Goofy:
Just hang on to your cowlick.
[Goofy tries to write Pete a sorry letter]
Goofy:
How many R's are there in Pete? Hmm. I'll just write it sloppy so the spelling don't show.
Goofy:
The windows are so clean you can hardly see through them.
[Pete has mis-calculated his property profile]
Pete:
The Goof's just jealous on a count of it, because half his house belongs to me.
Peg:
Oh yes, Petey. I managed to find a copy of the property profile. You must have read it upside down, Snu-comes. Because we don't own half of Goofy's house.
[yells into his face]
Peg:
HE OWNS HALF OF OURS!
Pete:
[shocked in disbelief] The Goof owns half our house?
Peg:
But all is not lost. You've set a fine example for the children on how to settle disputes in a mature and grown-up way.
Pete:
Isn't it amazing how much flour looks like cement.
[dough that Pete tries cooking is starting to extremely inflate]
Peg:
Oh, cherry-pick, how much cheese did you put in that dough?
Pete:
Just a pint. It says right here.
[looks on a box]
Pete:
Oh, I guess that only says a "pinch."
Pete:
[disappointedly looking at his wrecked Swiss Army hedge-clipper, which he accidentally hits with his car] Ah, it's gonna cost me a fortune to replace.
Pete:
No. It's gonna cost the Goof a fortune. He'll think he did it, and buy me a new one.
[goes over to the back of Goofy's truck on his drive-way, and puts it under his back tyre]
Pete:
Sometimes, I'm so rotten I give me goose bumps.
Pete:
Oh, you gotta help me, Peg! Please! You gotta help me! You gotta help me! Please, please, please, don't make me beg.
Peg:
You are begging.
Pete:
Well, then, don't make me beg anymore than I half to.
Pistol Pete:
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mr. Goof and Daddy are playing in the garbage can.
Peg:
[to Pete and Goofy] Well, isn't this a sight. Two grown men rolling around in the trash.
Pistol Pete:
[goes over to smell Pete getting out of the container, and plugs her nose] Ew! you smell bad, Daddy.
Pete:
For the contest.
[catches his breath in embarrassment for letting the cat out of the bag]
Peg:
*Contest*? What contest?
Pete:
"The Mr. Spoonerville Society Help Helper's Contest."
Peg:
[she starts laughing at him in disbelief] You? Pete?
[she drops onto the bed, and laughs hysterically]
Peg:
Help, helper?
[she laughs hard a little more, then suddenly stops]
Peg:
Don't make me laugh.
[cooking dough has exploded all over Pete in front of Peg]
Pete:
Whatever you were thinking of saying, don't say it.
[Pete has got a nose protector on, and is paranoically hiding in his office, thinking that someone is out to get him]
Pete:
Huh! No silly letter is going to spoof me. I've got nerves of steal. Why, I could eat brussels sprouts without even breaking.
[suddenly, the phone rings, and he shrieks in fear, and crushes it to pieces with a bat]
Pete:
Probably a wrong number anyway.
Pete:
What's going on?
Peg:
Just a little party.
Pete:
[steaming up] At 2am o'clock in the morning?
[doorbell rings again]
Peg:
[pushes him towards the door] Get that, will you, hon?
Pete:
[to a Goof relative] Stop! You've done enough damage!
Peg:
Shh! Pete. That's no way to treat our guests.
Pete:
Guests?
[protesting tone]
Pete:
They are not staying here!
Peg:
Oh, just until the reunion.
Pete:
[freaking out] What?
Peg:
If you're not going to help, Peter, please stay out of the way.
Pete:
[suddenly gets irate inside] The only thing I'm helping with is gettin' these Goof burgers out of here yesterday.
Peg:
[dominantly] Not unless you want to do your own cooking, and cleaning, and sunburn peeling forever!
[while Peg is coming downstairs holding a box full of balloons to get Goofy's reunion ready, she catches Pete attempting to bouncing out of the house]
Peg:
[in a prideful tone] Trying to sneak out of helping, huh?
Pete:
[stammers] I'm, uh, uh, just, uh, getting some, uh, exercise.
[gestures it]
Peg:
Well, while you're huffing and puffing, blow up some of these.
[shoves a balloon into his mouth]
Goofy:
How many O's in ruthless?
Pete:
I've only got 2 hands and I've used about 3 of them.
Pete:
[thinking he's been robbed] Call the FBI, call the CIA call the PTA!
Pete:
What was the name of the unknown soldier? How many feathers does mum goose have? How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
PJ:
I can't even say that.
Max:
Dad, did people really used to call you the Skull?
Goofy:
Sure did, Numb-skull!
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