[On his first day as Target janitor (night cleanup boy) Jim Dodge meets the Custodian, who points a rifle at him] Custodian: Are you a slacker? Jim Dodge: No... Presbyterian actually. Custodian: What did you say? What did you say?? Now I'm asking you a simple question: Are you lazy? Jim Dodge: Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's lookin for a fall right on her ass. Gil Kinney: You know, if my foot could talk... Nestor Pyle: Easy... Gil Kinney: ...it would say, "May I please go up this geek's ass!" Josie: Big store. Jim Dodge: Huge.