小生当差 (1991)

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  • 片       名小生当差
  • 上映时间1991年03月08日
  • 导       演 约翰·巴德汉姆
  • 剧       情
    版本一 好莱坞着名演员尼克兰决定改变银幕形象,因而接下一个警探的角色。为了演好这个角色,他到纽约与一位真正的凶杀组刑警约翰摩斯,共同生活两个星期,以体验警探真实的生活。但摩斯一点也不欢迎这位大明星,却碍于上终的命令,只得带着他一起去追捕一位连续杀人的罪犯,结果每次设计好...
能把笑料、警匪和动作融在一次的电影着实不多,这部电影可谓是有一定的创新,导演很有胆量去尝试这样的戏路。但这部电影并没有把这些元素很好地融合在一起。最终,我们看到的电影无聊造作有余,轻松幽默不足;动作场面既不多,也不够刺激。这就是为什么这部构思看似不错的电影却没有很好的票房纪录的原因了。可见,与其把卖座电影的所有重要元素都一网打尽,倒不如把其中的一两项做精。幽默就是幽默,动作就是动作,这样的叫好又卖座的主流电影也有很多,像《虎胆龙威》,《电子情书》等等。倒是把什么都融合到一块儿的电影,能称得上是经典的被大家互相推荐倒是寥寥无几。
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  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hey, look at this. They got my billboard across the street. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Good, you'll be sleeping close to the one you love. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Not if you tied my toung to your tail-pipe and drove me eighty miles-an-hour naked across a field of broken glass. No. No. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III," "Midsummer Night's IV"? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Angie: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish guy! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ever killed anybody? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Counting today? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • C'mon John. Look, my character kills this guy. It's probably an innocent by-stander. I just want to know what that's like. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You can't. Not by asking someone. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Will you open up? I just want to know what it feels like to be inside your skin. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me! You're not gonna learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions. We live this job. It's something we are, not something we do! Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he know he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [picking up a tape recorder] Fuck was that great! John. Look. Can you just say that one more time for me, please? John. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [on the big screen] It's not like the movies. They get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [in the audience] Hey! That's my line! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [after being shot in the chest] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh man, this is too real. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Pooley: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 7e 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jesus, Moss, what are you gonna tell the captain? "I'm sorry about the forty-five people I killed, I was horny?" 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • fe0 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No one since my divorce even stuck around for a second date. They say they don't like me being a cop, or I don't know, maybe its something about my personality- 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [car honks] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • HEY, UP YOURS, ASSHOLE! What do you think? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Captain Brix: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You got two ways to deal with this: you got the easy way, you got... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The hard way. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Captain Brix: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Right. John, do us all a favor and make the right choice. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I always do. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I gave the little maggot a chance! I got to the bathroom and back. He doesn't belong here, he belongs in Never-Never Land, with his personal trainer, and his assistants, and his maid, and his God-knows-who-all, the guy who wipes his ass after he pinches off his daily loaf, OK? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • C'mon where are you staying? the Plaza... the Regiun... c'mon where? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm staying with you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Look, dickwad. I don't give a rat's ass about where you come from. All I care about is where you're going. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Listen, you little cockroach! I got yanked off a case so you can get wanked off being a cop groupie and now what? You wanna live in my house? I got a job to do and I'm gonna do it and I don't have time for anybody in my house, in my car, or in my life who isn't a: a cop or b: The Party Crasher. You got it? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • So that's what this is all about, isn't it? You're still after this guy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, don't you take that tone with me! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [last lines] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This whole movie is stuff that I said to him! The little son of a bitch stole my life! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Captain Brix: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Would you shut up, Moss? We're trying to watch the end credits. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You know, he's a lot shorter in real life, okay? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [first lines] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Operator: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • 9-1-1 Emergency. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Party Crasher: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hello there! It's me - again! Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another party. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Nick Lang: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Me too. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • And don't quit like me, either! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Susan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • This is hard to say, but I've been thinking a lot about it...and we can't have a relationship. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sure we can, 'cause I can change. I'll try harder. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Susan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • f3 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's not that. It's not you. You're fine. It's what you do. It's...it's all the violence. I have spent my life trying to run away from that. I cannot put Bonnie in a position where she doesn't know if her father's gonna come home alive. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • John Moss: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, I understand. Sure. Cops are too angry, too violent...too risky to care about...until you need one. Then we're the Second Coming, aren't we? I understand that one all right. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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