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• Drew: Your taxes come to $ Stu: $320? How could it be? Drew: Oops. Forgot the decimal point. That actually comes to $32, Share this quote [Eating animal crackers] Tommy: That's the fun of it, Chuckie; you never know what you're going to get until you get it. Chuckie: It's not fun for me. Share this quote Angelica: You babies are so dumb, I can't believe you lived to be one. Share this quote Tommy: Sometimes a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do. Share this quote Charlotte Pickles: Angel, when you don't share, well, it... it won't look good on the application for Harvard. Share this quote Kira Wantabe-Finster: I am sorry about Fifi. I did not realize she would affect your allergies. Chaz: That's okay, my immune system should kick in, in a few years. Share this quote [Betty is using a computer to program Stu's latest invention with the qualities of a good mother] Computer voice: System overload. System overload. Betty DeVille: Now you know how I feel, cupcake. Share this quote Phil: If you turn into a bug first, I'm gonna eat you. Share this quote [concerned because Angelica has told them they are going to turn into bugs] Chuckie: Don't step on me, Phil! I'm not a bug yet! Phil: If you turn into a bug afore me I'm gonna eat you! Share this quote Angelica: Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me. Share this quote Chuckie: OH NO. IT'S WORSE THEN A MONSTER. IT'S ANGELICA. Share this quote Angelica C. Pickles: I am wonderful aren't I? And lets face it I am definitely talented... JAZZ HANDS. Share this quote Chuckie: So, we got a baby now. Lillian 'Lil' DeVille: I wished we'd a talked about it first. I don't know if I'm ready. Share this quote Kimi Watanabe-Finster: Fly Superthing, fly. Share this quote Tommy: Everything's back to Norman. Share this quote Angelica: You dumb babies, monsters are just frigments of your infactuation. Share this quote Chuckie: Guys, guys. I squished Angelica. Tommy: That's OK, Chuckie, you didn't mean to squish her. Phil: And even if you did- that's OK. Share this quote [Thinking that they wished Dil away] Tommy: But... but... people just don't disappear because you wish for them to. Phil: Yeah, Angelica- you're still here. Share this quote Charles Finster Sr.}: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor. Share this quote Tommy: Hang on to your diapies babies, we're going in. Share this quote Lil: What are we gonna do now, Phillip? We never catched our buggie. Phil: Nope, I got 'im. (burp!) Share this quote Chuckie: (after Phil and Lil knock his rock collection on the ground) Look! Now they're all on the ground! Phil: (whispered to Lil) Didn't they used to be on the ground? Share this quote Chuckie: They're scary just like the English Muffins! Share this quote Angelica: Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury. Share this quote Phil: [Phil and Lil are eating worms] How about you eats the head and I eats the tail? Lil: Okay. Phil: Um, which one's which? Share this quote Angelica: You Babies are so dumb, I'm suprised you even know which end of the bottle to suck! Share this quote Chuckie: We better get inside before we get wet. Phil: [patting his diaper] I'm already wet! Lillian 'Lil' DeVille: [also Patting Diaper] Me too! Phil, Lillian 'Lil' DeVille: [both Giggle] Share this quote Stu: [about taking Tommy to a child psychologist] There's nothing wrong with Tommy. Didi: How can you say that? Drawing on the walls proves that he cannot find a constructive outlet for his repressed, social anxieties. Stu: Deed, he's a year old! Share this quote Didi: [Didi is filling out a form to renew her bank membership] Blood type? Hmm... well, I think I'm negative, but I'm not positive. Share this quote Louis Kalhern 'Grandpa' Pickles II: I remember your husband when he was Tommy's age! He had a face full of oatmeal and a load in his pants! Share this quote Chuckie: [to Tommy] Is your Dad mad at me? I've never heard him say words like that before. Share this quote Angelica: [about Grandpa's sister] She's not just my aunt; she's my great-aunt once removed! Louis Kalhern 'Grandpa' Pickles I: If she can be removed once, then... Share this quote Angelica: When life gives you lemons, make apple sauce. Share this quote Tommy: Hey, Chuckie? Chuckie: What, Tommy, What? I' trying to sleep! Tommy: I was just thinking about green Jello. Chuckie: Green Jello? Tommy: Yeah, how do they do it? Chuckie: Do what? Tommy: Make it green. Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy, I'm going to sleep. [Tommy goes to sleep but Chuckie lies awake wide eyed] Chuckie: How do they make it green? Share this quote Chuckie: My tummy hurts. Tommy: Wow! The vaccuum ate up all those leaves! Lil: I'll bet the vaccuum's tummy hurts too. Share this quote Didi: [filling out bank forms] Weight on the Moon in Kilograms. Share this quote Grandpa Borris: [Watching Stu's home videos, he dials a phone] Hello Dr. Kavorkian. Share this quote Chuckie: [after asking Chuckie why he allowed them to be locked in the closet] But Ms. Angelica you told me to come in here Angelica: So what? If I told you to jump off a bridge would you do it? Chuckie: Probably Share this quote Tommy: [at a pretend funeral] Um, shouldn't someone say something? Chuckie: How about... Hinkle finkle dinkle do. Lil, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil: Ahem. Share this quote Didi: Stu, you'll never guess whose coming to dinner! Stu: Sidney Poitier? Share this quote 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制