小魔煞 (1990)

[Flicks ant off of Manley's knee]

Doctor James Atherton:

24 hour ant.

Dick Manley:

They bite?

Doctor James Atherton:

They kill, Mr. Manley, in sufficient numbers.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.

Delbert McClintock:

Rock and roll!

Jerry Manley:

So how long will it take us to get back to camp?

Doctor James Atherton:

What's the matter? You still worried about dinosaurs?

[noticing the dead spider Lloyd took out of the cereal box]

Milt Briggs:

What could have killed it?

Dr. Ross Jennings:

The shock of seeing Lloyd?

Dr. Ross Jennings:

The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout; down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Molly Jennings:

What's wrong?

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Metcalf - he's having a seizure.

Molly Jennings:

Thank God you didn't examine him this morning.

Delbert McClintock:

Would anyone object if I tore this floor out?

Molly Jennings:

I would.

Delbert McClintock:

False alarm then. Lead on.

Molly Jennings:

I'm sure you knew exactly what you were doing when you took Margaret off those pills.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Like I knew what I was doing when I chose this town... with the country doctor from hell!

Dr. Ross Jennings:

What do you wanna bet they're gonna go chase fireflies?

Bunny:

Wanna blow up a bullfrog?

Shelley:

OK.

Delbert McClintock:

There ain't no spiders here.

Collins:

Look! There's a giant spider web over there in the corner.

Delbert McClintock:

Well yes, a spider web would reveal an arachnid presence.

Doctor James Atherton:

What's your specialty, Manley?

Jerry Manley:

Football.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

2d

[after killing a spider]

fc2

Therapy.

Delbert McClintock:

[after stepping on a spider, a dog barks in the background] Yeah, that's right... I'm bad!

Molly Jennings:

Why is all the wood rotting?

Delbert McClintock:

I'll tell you why. Bad wood.

Molly Jennings:

So... what do we do?

Delbert McClintock:

Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Not the Chateau.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Milt, why don't you cover the living room.

[sighs]

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Chris, why don't you check out back. And uh Lloyd, take the kitchen. And I'll just uh, I'll oversee the uh, I'll just coordinate the uh, I'll just stay right here.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Chris, I'm scared to death.

Collins:

Yeah, we all are, but our brains secrete a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with them.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

I don't think I have that particular neurotransmitter.

Dr. Ross Jennings:

Come on, let's go find that spider. And let's find your mom to take care of that spider. Honey, we're in the living room. We need you to kill a spider.