: Wait, your name is Edith? Isn't that a girl's name? Sir Edith Moser: No it's a boy's name. Elliot Hopper: It's a girl's name! Sir Edith Moser: It is a boy's name I tell you. My name is pronounced "Edd-ith." Elliot Hopper: Where did you get your name from? Sir Edith Moser: I was named after my great-grandmother. Elliot Hopper: So you see! It is a girls name! Sir Edith Moser: No it's not! Daniel 'Danny' Hopper: Dad, where were you? Elliot Hopper: I was in London talking to a guy named Edith. [the kids start laughing] Amanda Hopper: Isn't that a girl's name? Curtis Burch, the Cabbie: My evil master! Your wish is my command! Elliot Hopper: Command? I command you to go to hell, and sit on a burning hot rock, and wait for me until it snows! Curtis Burch, the Cabbie: Yes! Yes master! Amanda Hopper: Daddy. Joan said you can go bleep bleep yourself. She said you guys need to talk and she'll fill in the bleeps later. Elliot Hopper: Okay, honey. Thank you. [Somebody knocks on the front door] Elliot Hopper: That must be Joan coming over to fill in the bleeps. Elliot Hopper: Mr. Nero, how are you? Mr. Nero: Oh, good. I can eat solid foods again. Elliot Hopper: Cancel the 5, cancel - Carol: Oh, no! You can't cancel the 5. Elliot Hopper: Then put the 5 at 4, and then cancel at 4. [only shown on TV Version] Elliot Hopper: [suddenly being pulled up] No! [grabs onto desk to stop being pulled up] Carol: Don't cancel at 4! Elliot Hopper: No! I mean, you can do what you like. Carol: [gives confused look] Elliot Hopper: [getting pulled up again] Not now! Carol: Elliot, are you all right? Please hear me out. [turns away and rattles on] Carol: When you work with someone for a long time, you get to... Elliot Hopper: [literally going hand over hand to hold onto desk] Mmm-Hmm. Mmm-Hmm. [only shown on TV Version] Elliot Hopper: [in airplane bathroom] What are you doing here? Sir Edith Moser: Flying to London. Elliot Hopper: Why did you call me? Sir Edith Moser: I said I'd be calling you again.