There are several sacred things in this world that you don't *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Carl and James playing Trivial Pursuit] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What does a phrenologist feel and interpret? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The size of Walt's asshole. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Who was Richard Nixon's chief of staff during the final days of Watergate? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oprah Winfrey.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What are you doing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I hate shitheads who bully their women. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So what are you going to do? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shoot him. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's the principle, James. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
With a pellet gun? What are you going to accomplish using that stupid thing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. It also stings like a bitch.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Carl prepares to go across the street to spy on Susan] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Are you sure you know what you're doing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
C'mon, guys. I'm not gonna get in over my head. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, well that depends on which head you're talking about.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This is the last year we throw trash. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You said that last year. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, but this year I mean it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You meant it last year.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I want to report a murder and a kidnapping. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dispatcher:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Did they take the body? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I have the body. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dispatcher:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Did you kill the victim, sir? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I didn't kill him. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dispatcher:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Have you been kidnapped? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I'm not the one who's been kidnapped. Listen, I know this sounds really strange...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What a beautiful day. Warm Sun, beautiful women, and the air... is just right... for drinking.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[offering a slice of pizza to the pizza delivery man] Are you hungry? Would you like some? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[having a Vietnam flashback] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Don't give him any, James. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why not? He might be hungry. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He's a prisoner; he should be treated accordingly. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Have you completely lost your mind? We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Back in Fubai, he would have been killed the second he knocked on that door. I would have snapped his neck like a twig. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis, Louis, calm down! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pointing the pellet gun at the pizza delivery man] The commie bastard gets no food!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to rent-a-cop Mike, after pointing the pellet gun at the pizza delivery man's head] Yeah, cop, I know you, man. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, we've got us another crazy nigger here with a gun. Well, let me tell you something. Human life means very little to me at this point in time. You see, I thrive on misery. In the jungle, misery's all you got. But things are different back here in the world, or so they seem. Nobody wants to talk about pain and suffering. Everybody wants everything to be nice and civil. Well, OK then. Let's be nice; let's be civil. And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl spends the evening with a beautiful woman and I'm stuck here with a lunatic and a corpse.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When I feel like talking to you, I will look at you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Susan Wilkins, Berger's Campaign Manager:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[car explodes] That's my car! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Looks pretty undriveable...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eh, Carl? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What did you mean when you said I was hopeless? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I meant exactly... what I said. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I still don't understand. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, let's examine the word: hope-less. Less than hopeful. That's what you are. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Am I minorly hopeless, or majorly hopeless? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'd say, majorly. Why do you ask? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
James:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'll try and change. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Carl:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, you won't.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They're moving, let's go! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[motioning to Pizza Man] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Louis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pizza Cong comes with us. Get him on his feet, I'll get Tricky Dick.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Biff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Biff is slowly coming to after Mario blasted him with a taser gun] Ooohhhh... what happened? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mario:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Man, it was something. You got struck by lightning. Freak storm.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jeff, Cop:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in a reach-around position on park Merry-go-round after being chained with Mike there by Louis, Carl and James] You will swing for this, James... I SHIT YOU NOT!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
