Mac: Aren't you going to go in and see what's wrong with him? Nurse: I'd rather set my head on fire and have it put out with a sledgehammer. Mac: I'd like to see that actually. Ellis: Humpty Dumpty's back on the wall. Ellis Fielding: Humptey Dumptey's back on the wall. Rachel: Having a bad day? Mac: No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something nice to me, will ya, please. Rachel: You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white man. Mac: This place looks like an explosion in a dairy.