A jewel thief (Christopher Lambert), his wacky sidekick (Christopher Lloyd), and his girl friend (Kim Greist) are chased around Los Angeles ...更多>
Bob the Turk: I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it because they didn't do something someone told them to do. Gus Cardinale:
Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do.
Bob the Turk: I'm glad we understand each other. Gus Cardinale: ...Me too. Gus Cardinale: Bruno, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard. Bruno: Don't worry, there's plenty of more where that came from... Francis Mahoney: What's the matter? Did you get your face caught in a zipper? [Gus Cardinale is hanging in a wire outside a skyscraper when two CIA agents appear at the roof] CIA Agent: Hey, don't try anything stupid down there. Gus Cardinale: What could be fucking stupider than this? Ralph: [motioning to the mess in his apartment] My maid died. Bruno: [smelling the air] Must've died in here. Cop: [smelling the musty air of Ralph's apartment] Geeze, Ralph, somebody die in here? Ralph: I don't think that's any of your business.