海盗埃里克

海盗埃里克 (1989) 5.9

Erik the Viking

1989-11-09(西德)| 喜剧 冒险 奇幻| 英国 瑞典
上映时间:1989-11-09(西德) 类型: 喜剧 冒险 奇幻
国家/地区:英国 瑞典 
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Erik the Viking gathers warriors from his village and sets out on a dangerous journey to Valhalla, to ask the gods to end the Age of Ragnoro...更多>

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Thorfinn: You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY? King Arnulf: Right! Isn't it wonderful? Thorfinn: What? Not being able to kill anybody? King Arnulf: Well, of course. Eerik: How? King Arnulf: Well... for a start... er... there's no killing... Erik: Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing. King Arnulf: Well... Thorfinn: But how d'you take revenge? Keitel: How do you punish people? Ivar: How do you DEFEND yourselves? King Arnulf: We don't have to. We're all terribly nice to each other. Erik: Ooh! Scary! Scary! Don't we look mean? You can't see me! But I can see you! Erik: Maybe none of us will return. Snorri: Oh, well that's much more sensible than just Thorfin getting killed. Shall we all go and pack now? Thorfinn's Mum: And you've got BOTH axes? Thorfinn: Yes, Mother. Thorfinn's Mum: And something to sharpen them with? Throfinn: Yes, Mum. Thorfinn's Mum: And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you. Thorfinn: No, Mother. Throfin's Mum: And keep your sword greased. Throfinn: Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad. Thorfinn's Dad: And don't forget to wash - you know - ALL over. Thorfinn: No, Dad. Throfinn's Mum: And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to think about it. Thorfinn: I never do... Harald: Listen. I've been in this dump for sixteen years and I haven't made a single convert... Snorri: There was Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife. You converted HER. Harald: Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife became a Buddhist, not a Christian. Snorri: Same thing, isn't it? Harald: No, it is NOT. Thorfinn: Are you all right? Ivar: No, I'm not. Thorfinn: You don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know. Ivar: How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick? Throfinn: I mean many of the greatest sailors were. Ivar: I know. I know. Throfinn: Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke. Ivar: Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL. Throfinn: He used to puke in his sleep. Ivar: Bastard. Snorri: First we're flying - now we're sinking! Snorri: Anyone know any good drowning songs? Erik:

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Listen! Maybe we won't get to Hy-Brasil! Maybe we won't find the Horn Resounding... but at least we've tried... and at least we shall have died like men.

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Snorri: Like fish. King Arnulf: [Hy-Brasil is sinking, everything is collapsing and exploding] Everyone stay calm! This is not happening! King Arnulf: Now, I want you to be absolutely, totally, genuinely honest with me. Did you really, truly, honesty like it? Erik: ...No. King Arnulf: They didn't like it! Oh my God! I want to die!

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