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Lydia Deitz:
Though I know should be wary, Still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Lydia Deitz:
No B.J.
Beetlejuice:
Awe, Babes!
Lydia Deitz:
Deadly-vu!
Beetlejuice:
It's showtime!
[Lydia has banished Beetlejuice back to the Neitherworld, but Claire has heard her... ]
Claire Brewster:
Beetlejuice?
Beetlejuice:
That's my name!
[Half of him appears in the real world, miniaturized]
Beetlejuice:
Now, come on, give me two more!
Claire Brewster:
What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?
Beetlejuice:
Yeah!
[His body is now intact, but he's still six inches high... ]
Claire Brewster:
I mean, really...
Beetlejuice:
Hey!
Claire Brewster:
...have you ever heard of such...
Beetlejuice:
Come ON!...
Claire Brewster:
...a ridiculous name as...
Beetlejuice:
SAY IT!
Claire Brewster:
...Beetlejuice?
[Beetlejuice is now at full size... ]
Beetlejuice:
It's SHOWTIME!
Claire Brewster:
HUH?
[Beetlejuice takes control of Claire's body]
Claire Brewster:
Okay Claire, let's get out here and SLAY them!
Beetlejuice:
Hey! What am I, garbage?
Lydia Deitz:
You wish!
[Beetlejuice has heard that Mr. Fungus, a talking mould in his refrigerator, now has a family]
Beetlejuice:
[to Mr. Fungus] Great - I'll raise your rent!
Beetlejuice:
[about the Monster Across the Street] I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie pur萫!
Beetlejuice:
[a tumbleweed rolls between Beetlejuice's legs] Whoa! So *that's* why cowboys have bow legs.
[repeated line]
Beetlejuice:
[swats a bug with his hand and puts it in his pocket] Save THAT guy for later!
Boris To-Death:
[Heard announcing the feature movie] Tonight, on Moster Movie Madness, we bring you... "The Thing That Ate New Jersey on Rye", starring the greatest actor in the *universe*...
Lydia Deitz:
Boris To-Death
[sighs in admiration]
Beetlejuice:
[hears moaning] Babes, what's wrong?
Lydia Deitz:
My mom's a real trip. She's hosting a trendy combination seance and tackyware party
Delia Deitz:
[In the dining room, Delia, wearing a turban, has her guest sitting around a crystal ball] Calling all spirits fantastic, come to my tackyware party of plastic!
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