Sheriff Ledbetter: Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman. Andy Farmer: We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes. Andy Farmer: Being a fake is what I do best. Elizabeth Farmer: I'm convinced that our marriage has been one of mutual betrayals. I know it! YOU know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it! Andy Farmer: I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in. Andy Farmer: [Andy and Elizabeth are showing Redbud to prospective buyers Bud and Betsy after hiring the town to "act normal"] This is going to cost us a fortune! Elizabeth Farmer: The fifty-dollar bonus was YOUR idea. Andy Farmer: [smiling] Little slice of heaven, isn't it, Bud? Andy Farmer: As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter. Andy Farmer: Call me Mr. Lamb Fries! Elizabeth Farmer: What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!