Ben Jarhvi:
Time funs when you're having fly!
Johnny Five:
Los locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into outer space!
Reporter:
Mr. Five, Mr. Five, how do you feel?
Johnny Five:
How do I feel? I feel... ALIVE!
Oscar:
What are you, punishment from God?
Johnny Five:
Just a few ibdy... ibdy... bugs bunnies.
Fred:
Are you ok.
Johnny Five:
Functioning 100%. Perfectly ko Derf.
Fred:
It's Fred.
Johnny Five:
That's what I said, Derf.
Ben Jahrvi:
My name is B.E.N; I spell it Ben!
Fred:
Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here. We gotta come up with something!
Ben Jarhvi:
It's not possible. We are the type of people who have everything in our favor going against us.
Johnny Five:
[assembling Mini-#5] It's me! Isn't that SPECIAL?
Fred:
[burning himself with a soldering iron] Jesus!
Johnny Five:
Christ, lived from 1 to 33 AD.
Johnny Five:
Hey you, here's Johnny!
Johnny Five:
Am not human, but am a life-form, have soul. But him me killed to try.
Fred:
Hey wait a minute J5, what do you think you're gonna do?
Johnny Five:
Pursue! Capture! Incarcerate!
Fred:
Come on now man, these are serious guys! You're not in top form, and your backup battery is all used up!
Johnny Five:
I'm okay-kay, just a few biddly-biddly Bugs Bunny to work out in out in! Perfectly functionality, functionality!
Fred:
Oh yeah sure, listen to yourself, you can't even talk straight!
Johnny Five:
Derf, a life-form's gotta do what a life-form's gotta do. Stand aside.
Johnny Five:
Doctor Ruth says, "Violence is an expression of sexual frustration".
Johnny Five:
Oscar, you will not get away! I am really PISSED OFF!
Johnny Five:
[to book store clerk] Two excellent books. May I have these craphead?
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Ben Jahrvi
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Are you troubled by irregularity?