12岁的男孩辛恩（Andre Gower 安德雷·格沃尔 饰）和好朋友帕特里克（Robby Kiger 罗比·基格 饰）是一对狂热的怪物迷，无论是木乃伊还是科学怪人，也不管是东方的僵尸还是西方的吸血鬼，他们全都了如指...更多>
: Wolfman's got nards! Sean: If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit! Rudy: You dropped your candy bar, E.J. E.J.: It's his. Rudy: It's yours now. E.J.: Rudy! Rudy: Eat. E.J.: Rudy, I'm not gonna... Rudy: Eat up! Then we'll call it a day. Eugene: Creature stole my twinkie! Eugene: Is she a versgin? Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it! Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old! Scary German Guy: I'll help her! Horace: [to Sean] Scary German guy is bitchin'! Horace: No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember? Sean: Midnight, end of the world, remember? [Dracula throws dynamite in the boys' tree house] Dracula: Meeting adjourned. [the tree house explodes] Frankenstien's Monster: BOGUS! Bogus. Rudy: Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart? Sean: Rudy find some silver bullets. Rudy: Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets? Sean: I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road. Horace: What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?" Patrick: Rudy, where you going? Rudy: [cigarette in his mouth, pulling out crossbow] I'm in the goddamn club aren't I ? Phoebe: [outside the tree house, wanting to join the club] Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription! Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here! Dracula: [holding Phoebe up by her throat] Give me the amulet, you BITCH! Patrick: Aww, man, fat kid farted! Rudy: See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf. E.J.: Hey Fat Kid! Good job. Horace: My name... is Horace! [Cocks shotgun] [At the treehouse the squad does a team huddle with their hands. Pete, the dog, lifts its paw on top] Rudy:
How does that dog get up here anyway?