Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Captain Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Zed:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
People just don't understand me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Laura:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maybe if you talk slower... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Zed:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I mean who I am. Man, now I have to worry about my diction too?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tackleberry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Hands over gun to Mrs. Feldman] Now remember, that's a 44 Magnum and it's quite a... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Mrs. Feldman shoots target and the blast catapults her to the lodge] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tackleberry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
...kick. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Feldman:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Damn, that was fun!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Mahoney talking to Captain Harris, who just ripped his pants trying to get over a fence] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mahoney:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I mentioned that, just last week.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mahoney:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I look for the same in a woman.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No sir what? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Collection Of Pissants. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Proctor laughs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's not funny Proctor. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No sir.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor, this is an alley. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know sir but these are the directions Mahoney gave me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mahoney? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes he says this restaurant has the best salad bar in town. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well it damn sure better have! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[they go inside] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor, I don't see a salad bar. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Proctor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster"] Look sir. Maybe they serve fresh seafood. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[laughs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Capt. Thaddeus Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Not funny you idiot!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Proctor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gee, sir, I thought you could only get contempt of court for opening your mouth!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Zed:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[singing along] It's getting to the point now when I'm with you, I no longer want to have something stuck in my eye... Your mother, my mother ain't never looked like Florence Henderson...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Captain Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[finding Zed and Laura by the pool] This is not a spawning pool!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sgt. Moses Hightower:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma. Who think they can kill the brother, of Medula! If I could rip out the heart of a yak and eat it for breakfast... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Arnie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That would bring him back to life? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sgt. Moses Hightower:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, mon. I'm a-hungry!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Jones enters the cadets' room, making the sound of a creaking door] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sgt. Larvell Jones:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Transylvanian accent] Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Captain Harris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What are you looking at, you... peckerhead!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
