版本一: 从前,银河系里的一个遥远的地方住着一群残暴的种族“太空球”。该种族的领导愚蠢的浪费了他们宝贵的空气,于是图谋一个秘密的计划以从他们与世无争的邻居都伊迪亚中窃取空气。都伊迪亚行星的公主在结婚之日当了逃跑新娘,万万没想到“太空球”的邪恶势力已经瞄准了他,他能否找到...更多>
[after attempting to get out of a chair with his seatbelt on]
Barf:
Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.
Yogurt:
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: