When Fozzie and the Muppet Show gang drop in unexpectedly on Fozzie's mother, she is forced to cancel her winter vacation plans and entertai...更多>
Statler: We'd love to see your act. Waldorf: We'd hate to miss your act. Statler: In fact, we'd love to hate your act. [they cackle] Snowman: Hey Fozzie. Fozzie Bear: Yes, Mr. Snowman? Snowman: Did you hear about the church that burned down? Statler, Waldorf: Holy smoke! [they cackle] Doc: I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey! Fozzie Bear: Ah, Christmas. The time for Santa Claus and his eight flying rein-bear. Snowman: That's reindeer. Fozzie Bear: No, that's SNOW, DARLING! Ernie: Hi, there. We're Ernie and Bert. Doc: Hi, there yourself, I'm Doc. Bert: Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"? Doc: Yes. Ernie: Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y" Doc: True. Ernie: And True starts with the letter "T" Doc: Hey, what is this? Bert: Where we come from this is small talk. Doc: That's one worried frog. Count: That's ONE! One worried frog! Robin: Well, he's not the only one. Count: That's TWO! Two worried frogs! Ha ha ha ha! Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises. Gonzo: Well, good, cuz she's in for a honey. Rowlf: Boy, is this piano out of tune... I love out of tune pianos. Kermit: If there's one thing Miss Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance. Janice: There's Rowlf when he was just a wee pup. Rowlf: Not so wee. I was paper-trained. Floyd: There's Miss Hamhock back when she was just a little sausage roll. Doc: Even weirdoes are cute when they're babies. Gonzo: I knew you'd learn to love us! Doc: I didn't say that. Kermit: It's cold.
Fozzie Bear: It is not cold. Snowman: [Entering the house] Can I come in and warm up? Fozzie Bear: Okay so it's cold. Doc: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas. Mrs. Bear: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip. [repeated line] Various Characters: Careful the icy patch! Doc: You promised me a nice quiet Christmas! Animal: Peace on Earth! Give Me Presents! Doc: Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet. Mrs. Bear: Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends. Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it too! Sam the Eagle: Why am I here? Gonzo: This is not a good place for turkies! Turkey: Not to worry. I'm a survivor. Turkey: Where's my room? Gonzo: If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven. See you at dinner. Rowlf: I've been chasing the truck all this time, and boy am I exhausted. Fozzie Bear: Are you ready to listen to me? Kermit: I'm all ears. Fozzie Bear: What does he mean he's all ears? Frogs don't even have ears! Kermit: Hark! What is this I hear? Gonzo: You're about to hear me make some turkey hash! Doc: Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better! Snowman: You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your winnobegah! Floyd: She don't look bad... for a pig. Moreen: Hi. I'm Moreen the Mink. Miss Piggy: What? Kermit: She said, "Hi. I'm Maureen the Mink." Miss Piggy: I HEARD HER! I HEARD HER! I HEARD HER! I HEARD HER! Gonzo: Camila's MY girlfriend! Turkey: You're not even a bird! Gonzo: Well, nobody's perfect. Mrs. Bear: I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers. Gonzo: What a fabulous idea! Animal: Love hanging! Love hanging! Floyd: That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, ma'am. Fozzie Bear: See, Mom? I told you everything would work out! Mrs. Bear:
Your friends are all weirdos, Fozzie... but they're nice weirdos.
Mrs. Bear: Aren't they adorable? Oscar the Grouch: Hey, don't encourage them!