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A Muppet Family Christmas
(1987)
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Statler:
We'd love to see your act.
Waldorf:
We'd hate to miss your act.
Statler:
In fact, we'd love to hate your act.
[they cackle]
Snowman:
Hey Fozzie.
Fozzie Bear:
Yes, Mr. Snowman?
Snowman:
Did you hear about the church that burned down?
Statler, Waldorf:
Holy smoke!
[they cackle]
Doc:
I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!
Fozzie Bear:
Ah, Christmas. The time for Santa Claus and his eight flying rein-bear.
Snowman:
That's reindeer.
Fozzie Bear:
No, that's SNOW, DARLING!
Ernie:
Hi, there. We're Ernie and Bert.
Doc:
Hi, there yourself, I'm Doc.
Bert:
Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"?
Doc:
Yes.
Ernie:
Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y"
Doc:
True.
Ernie:
And True starts with the letter "T"
Doc:
Hey, what is this?
Bert:
Where we come from this is small talk.
Doc:
That's one worried frog.
Count:
That's ONE! One worried frog!
Robin:
Well, he's not the only one.
Count:
That's TWO! Two worried frogs! Ha ha ha ha!
Fozzie Bear:
Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.
Gonzo:
Well, good, cuz she's in for a honey.
Rowlf:
Boy, is this piano out of tune... I love out of tune pianos.
Kermit:
If there's one thing Miss Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.
Janice:
There's Rowlf when he was just a wee pup.
Rowlf:
Not so wee. I was paper-trained.
Floyd:
There's Miss Hamhock back when she was just a little sausage roll.
Doc:
Even weirdoes are cute when they're babies.
Gonzo:
I knew you'd learn to love us!
Doc:
I didn't say that.
Kermit:
It's cold.
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Fozzie Bear:
It is not cold.
Snowman:
[Entering the house] Can I come in and warm up?
Fozzie Bear:
Okay so it's cold.
Doc:
Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas.
Mrs. Bear:
You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.
[repeated line]
Various Characters:
Careful the icy patch!
Doc:
You promised me a nice quiet Christmas!
Animal:
Peace on Earth! Give Me Presents!
Doc:
Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet.
Mrs. Bear:
Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
Dr. Teeth:
Yeah, and we're proud of it too!
Sam the Eagle:
Why am I here?
Gonzo:
This is not a good place for turkies!
Turkey:
Not to worry. I'm a survivor.
Turkey:
Where's my room?
Gonzo:
If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven. See you at dinner.
Rowlf:
I've been chasing the truck all this time, and boy am I exhausted.
Fozzie Bear:
Are you ready to listen to me?
Kermit:
I'm all ears.
Fozzie Bear:
What does he mean he's all ears? Frogs don't even have ears!
Kermit:
Hark! What is this I hear?
Gonzo:
You're about to hear me make some turkey hash!
Doc:
Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better!
Snowman:
You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your winnobegah!
Floyd:
She don't look bad... for a pig.
Moreen:
Hi. I'm Moreen the Mink.
Miss Piggy:
What?
Kermit:
She said, "Hi. I'm Maureen the Mink."
Miss Piggy:
I HEARD HER! I HEARD HER! I HEARD HER! I HEARD HER!
Gonzo:
Camila's MY girlfriend!
Turkey:
You're not even a bird!
Gonzo:
Well, nobody's perfect.
Mrs. Bear:
I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers.
Gonzo:
What a fabulous idea!
Animal:
Love hanging! Love hanging!
Floyd:
That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, ma'am.
Fozzie Bear:
See, Mom? I told you everything would work out!
Mrs. Bear:
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Your friends are all weirdos, Fozzie... but they're nice weirdos.
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Mrs. Bear:
Aren't they adorable?
Oscar the Grouch:
Hey, don't encourage them!
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