Garfield: There was a dog that was so ugly, cars used to chase him! Jon Arbuckle: [Garfield stayed behind with a goldfish who's a rival on Pet Search] Where were you, Garfield? Garfield: Eliminating some of the competition. Jon Arbuckle: [after seeing a group of chickens perform] Those chickens are fantastic. Garfield: Yes they are, we must have them over for dinner sometime. Pet Search host: No matter how insignificant you are, your pet may be a star! Old Man River: [rocking in a chair and playing a banjo and singing while his dog moves his tail back and forth under the rocker] I have a dog, his name is Blue, he sings real good, he sings [Blue's tail gets caught under the rocker and he howls] [about to destroy John's guitar] Garfield: [to Odie] It's a dirty job. But someone's got to do it.