My Chauffeur (1986)

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My Chauffeur
  • 片       名My Chauffeur
  • 上映时间1986年01月24日(美国)
  • 导       演 David Beai...
  • 又       名My Chauffeur
  • 编       剧 David Beai...

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  • Catfight: Jesus jumpin' Christ. Look. Bimbo: What? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : A blue woman with a blue dog. Beebop: No. Catfight: Yes. Boom Boom: She ain't blue. Catfight: Her hair's blue. Beebop: That counts. Catfight: Dog's blue. Bimbo: That's 20,000 points. Boom Boom: Gotta get her underwear. Catfight: I'll get 'em. [growls] Casey: [Southern Belle Accent] My, my, it's hot. But thank God it's not sticky. I just hate it when it's sticky. Listen to silly me. A sticky desert. That's as foolish as a... an intelligent woman. How ridiculous. What nonsense. God, I miss Tara. McBride: What are you doing? Casey: I came for a job. McBride: This is Brentwood Limousines Ltd. Casey: I know, I came to be a driver. [the elder driver is getting visibly excited] McBride: Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer. McBride: Giles. Giles: Yes, sir. McBride: Get her a uniform Casey: [Chasing after Giles] Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it? Giles: You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines? Casey: Woo - Baby. Bone: Ok ladies it's time for the GRATUITOUS NUDITY. You supply the nudity, and we supply the gratuity. McBride: You're deluded. Casey: [gasps] I've never had a 'lude in my life. Casey: Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer? Jenkins: A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around. O'Brien: Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn't handle that, could you? Jenkins: I've seen enough titties in my time. Moses: I haven't. Fourth Chauffeur: Been a hundred years since I seen a good titty. Moses: No such thing as a bad titty. Jenkins: Goddamn it. There now. That's my point. The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples. Moses: Didn't mention nipples. Fourth Chauffeur: We was speaking of the titty as a whole. Casey: Rise and shine. Catfight: [Popping up from under covers] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Take off your clothes and get into bed. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Catfight: All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win. McBride: A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog. Casey: She was worth 20,000 points. McBride: Don't get your nipples hard. you've got a long way to go before you're hired. Casey: We've been driving around in circles for two hours. I'm getting dizzy. Casey: They send me out last. You get me, you've hit bottom. I'm the last cookie in the jar. Casey: Oh, eat me. Battle: What did you say? Casey: Will we be stopping for lunch? Casey: Oh, what are you so worried about? I'm not going to get girly bugs on you. Bone: What planet you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head? Bone: This is the club I hang at. And the problem is I'm going to be walking in with a guy dressed as a waterbed. McBride: You're running a goddamned whorehouse on wheels, woman. I can't have that. Battle: FUCKING BITCH. Casey: There you go. Battle: SCREW HER. Casey: That's right. Battle: Yeah, I didn't like her anyway. She smelled funny. Charmaine: The more you spend on shoes the less you can walk in them. Do you understand? Jenkins: You sure it wasn't a snow white kangaroo and her majesty just climbed on its back and hopped off to court? Bone: Listen, if you have a little more trouble getting that skirt off I'll give you another hundred. Casey: Oh mister, you can't do that. you don't know how sick you're gonna be. I just went through this with my dog. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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