Michael has written a schollarly book on the revolutionary war. He has sold the film rights. The arrival of the film crew seriously disrupts...更多>
Wonderful welcome. Maniacs in tights - Shooting.
[Stanley is trying to check into his hotel] Stanley Gould: I have to get right to my suite. I'm the writer. Stuntman: So? I'm the stunt coordinator. Stanley Gould: So you can fall down later - I have writing that can't wait. [On Stanley's adaptation of Michael's book] Stanley Gould: You're not upset are you? Michael Burgess: [annoyed] I think I should warn you - I have a sword in my bag. Gretchen: [to Michael] How can you teach History and have such a short memory? Michael Burgess: Hi Mom. I brought you your groceries Cecelia Burgess: Put them on the TV. Michael Burgess: Mom, why do you always put your groceries on the TV? Cecelia Burgess: I always put them there and keep them there for a week. The radiation kills the poison that they put in them. Michael Burgess: Mom, there's no poison in your groceries. Why don't you put them in the kitchen? Cecelia Burgess: You know why. [whispers] Cecelia Burgess: Because "he's" in there. Michael Burgess: Who, Mom? The Devil? [Cecelia nods] Michael Burgess: Mom, the Devil is not in your kitchen.