I tell you Sid, that one of these days we'll look in to our microscope and find ourselves staring right into God's eyes, and the first one who blinks is going to lose his testicles.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know, Harry, I'm still trying to find the big picture but I keep missing it because I am so in love with Barbara that nothing else matters. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper [:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What makes you think you are missing it?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Another of the dilemmas "in which we are all", Pavlo, is that there are too many damn machines around here. We're all missing The Big Picture.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sequencer? Sid doesn't need a sequencer, Pavlo. ... And he doesn't have the room for it anyway. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pavlo:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, he put all of his animals in my lab. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sid may have the only biology lab in the world that has nothing alive in it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs Pruitt:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Dr Wolper] Dr Novak called. He said that your proposed address to the Medical Congress on "The Profit Incentive in Misdiagnosis" is really not very funny at all.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Any news on that student assistant I want? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs Pruitt:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, yes. Mrs Gonzalez from the registrar's office called with regard to your request for another slave, and wanted me to remind you that she is still waiting to hear why exactly it is that you permitted Dennis Goffman to submit the Bible for his dissertation. Quote, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I subject another graduate student to the kind of zoo that - " and then she started speaking in Spanish.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's it? One course in "The Big Picture". 12 credits. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's very big. 12 credits probably isn't enough, it's so big. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I think I'll go back down to registration. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
There are no exams. Grades are based on interest and participation. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's ok with me, I like exams. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
MY assistantships pay $3, 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So do everybody else's. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Also, I know the name of the girl you followed into the lab. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I need to think. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Think there.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Sid Kullenbeck:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Come on Harry, I need him. I'm running a tight well-oiled machine over in my lab, and every insignificant little cog counts. Now where the hell is the little fucker? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The little fucker is over here, sir.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You have two labs? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Each has its place. At the university, I try to please the Federal Government. Here, I negotiate with God.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Look! First day of classes. Undergraduate female bottoms as far as the eye can see. In two weeks time, all the really choice bottoms will be in the hands, so to speak, of the varsity athletes.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know what happened the other night? I was dreaming about you and Lucy. How you met at the beach, and how much you loved each other. I woke up, and I was crying. All these tears were just - I wanna love someone like that so bad, Harry, it hurts. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barbara Spencer. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well it's not much, but it's all I have at the moment. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What is? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The name of the girl you followed into the lab. It's Barbara Spencer.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Love is dead, Harry. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How depressing. Never mind, Boris. Women's liberation will run its course and we will prevail.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Can I go home now? I'm kinda jocked out.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When Lucy and I first met, Paul, the world was a pet. It came along with us wherever we went, like a good dog. Obedient. Loyal. Friendly. The world responded to our commands.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meli:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Wolper, why do I orgasm all the time, from absolutely everything? I mean, I feel like a goddam battery, charging and discharging and charging up again. ... I mean, what guy's gonna feel good about having sex with you if you've already come six times between his ringing the doorbell and my opening the screen door? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Many would think you to be a joyfully lucky young girl. An orgasm is the fun of creation.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barbara:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Larry kept telling me that we would just be roommates and nothing more. Then I wasn't there a week until he was trying to get me to SLEEP with him. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's terrible. ... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Y'know Barbara, I've got lots of room in my apartment. And I won't bother you, really.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meli:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in the buffet line at a formal party] I really mean it, Dr Wolper. I want us to get married. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meli! You still call me "Dr Wolper". 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meli:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So? What's that supposed to mean? When I met you, you were Dr Wolper, and that's the way I got to know you. So don't go making any big goddam deal outta that, too. I'm just a formal-type person. If I were sleeping with the king of France I'd say, "That was very nice sex, Your Highness. Thank you for banging me, Your Majesty." 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Now that's what I call respect, fellas. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[chuckles all round] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Sid Kullenbeck:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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But what good is my yacht? And my Porsche? And my European ski villa - not to mention my reputation as a world class scientist - without having a woman? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Meli:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, that's so true, Sid. Without a good woman there's nothing. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Sid Kullenbeck:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[leaning in] Nothing. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meli:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But as soon as us lesbians start telling people that and all, they start calling us dykes and cracking jokes about oral sex. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Sid Kullenbeck:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I gotta call my service. Excuse me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meli:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey Sid. I really hope you find a good woman for your Porsh. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Sid Kullenbeck:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[correcting] Porsche.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harry, how did you know you were in love? I mean with you and Lucy. How'd you know it wasn't just infatuation? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Scientifically, of COURSE. By using The Love Formula. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The what? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Love Formula. Add up the number of times that you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day. If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, I've been thinking about Barbara a lot lately. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's so very neat about this particular formula, is that "a lot" plugs into it beautifully. Boris, would you and the subject of your computations care to join me at the beach house for the weekend?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We shall be putting out another load on Friday, Sid. I'll try to leave something incriminating for you. Meantime, would you care for a cup of Mrs Mallory's coffee?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
An institute for advanced research with no funds for research. It's a provocative concept.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Professor Brauer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I hope you'll accept this advice, as the word of a scholar and a lover of truth. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Absolutely. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Professor Brauer:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Whatever you do Harry, don't use your own money.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Meli:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If I took my pants off I could beat the Green Bay Packers.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
(to the Site Review committee) As you know, our research here relates to the biochemical mechanisms of disease. And I am pleased to annouce this morning that God has agreed to provide us with all the answers we need for just under $800,复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Sid Kullenbeck:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You can't give this man ANY MONEY! He's a LUNATIC! He thinks he's re-growing his dead wife in his back yard, it's no joke. He's been cloning a dead person without a license. He took all our lab equipment without ANY authorization! Got a teenage girlfriend, flashes her tits!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We were wondering if, um, well, if she might have gotten pregnant somehow. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Sid Kullenbeck:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
"Somehow".复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
(to patient) Well now, haven't you put yourself into a pretty old pickle? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harry. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eh heh? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Harry, she's in a coma. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Comas confuse me. She's not asleep. She is not dead. She must be alive, don't you think? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But what we need round here is some consciousness.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Does it check? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Boris:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes it checks. They all check. They're coming out just the way they did when Sid ordered them. You're right, he does good work. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mmm. Also, he is an asshole.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, our understanding of the infinite variables of the human brain's behavior stops right here. Welcome to the Dark Ages of enlightened science.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well that's a GOOD SIGN, isn't it?!?? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pavlo:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes, Boris, that's an excellent sign. It is absolutely outstanding.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr Harry Wolper:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't think I'd like to be God, not that I'm turning down any offers mind you. But there are six billion people on this planet and I still feel alone. Imagine being One God.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
