Rosie Velez (Divine) vorrebbe diventare cantante di saloon, in questo western molto "particolare". Nel frattempo scopre di avere una...更多>
Maguerita Ventura: [singing] I'd like to take you south of my border, and north of my garter. Rosie Velez: Always the little ones got something to prove. Rosie Velez: Marguerita? Marguerita Ventura: The customers call me "Marguerita". The territory calls me "Marguerita". My real close friends call me "Miss Ventura." Marguerita Ventura: You bitch! Rosie Velez: Ever since I came here, you've done nothing but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance hall girl, but what makes you so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A whorehouse!... and with only three whores in it. One of them is just a senile old cow. [aside to Big Ed] Rosie Velez: No offense, honey. [back to Maguerita] Rosie Velez: And the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use. So what does that make you? The only whore in Chili Verde. Yeah, I came here for the gold, because I've been poor all my life. Marguerita Ventura: You've got it all wrong, honey. You've been cheap all your life. Rosie Velez: Cheap? [picks up a chair, and breaks it over Maguerita] Rosie Velez: This furniture is cheap. Father Garcia: Do not be afraid, my son. They will not shoot while I am beside you. Hardcase Williams: Hah! Don't count on it, Father. It's a good day for me when I get to kill a priest! Father Garcia: I'll be in the church. Narrator: The legend of Chile Verde tells of men and women who became slaves to their passions. They paid the price here under the blistering, burning, blazing, scorching, roasting, toasting, baking, boiling, broiling, steaming, searing, sizzling, grilling, smoldering, VERY HOT New Mexico sun. For there is a saying in these parts: those who lust in the dust shall die in the dust. [Rosie's canteen falls and empties its contents in the desert] Rosie Velez: My gin! [Rosie is trying to coax her mule] Rosie Velez: Only a few more little miles. Only a few more itsy-bitsy, eeny-weeny little miles... [angry] Rosie Velez: ... and then you can drop dead, you miserable hunk of shit! Rosie Velez: Where are you doing? Don't leave me out here, mister! Oh, I beg you! My ass is on its last legs! I'll die! I've got nothing to eat! [Abel looks up, and shoots in the air. A dead vulture crashes to earth] Rosie Velez: [sarcastic] Thanks. [Hard Case's gang moves forward to rape Rosie]
: No! Stop! Wait! I'm a... [looks down] Rosie Velez: ...virgin. Hard Case Williams: A virgin? Really? [Rosie nods yes] Hard Case Williams: That DOES make a difference. Then I'LL go first. [Hard Case starts sneezing violently] Hard Case Williams: I've had carnal knowledge of 215 women and two goats... Chang, Hard Case Gang: And the chicken? [Hard Case makes a so-so gesture] Rosie Velez: I spy with my little eye something that begins with "C". Give up? CHILE VERDE! Red Dick: I'm Richard Barker. Most folks around here call me Red Dick. [Rosie stares at him] Red Dick: [sheepishly] On account o' my hair.